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thats awesome just found out my dad used to make final fantasy amvs to disturbed songs and he made my mom watch them while they were dating
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just saw the absolutely incredible typo “getting fucked soggy style” and now it’s going to rattle around my brain like a pebble in an empty soda can
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more furries should make like couples art with their boring normie bf who wont make a fursona so hes just a human guy. i think it would be cute its justlike animal crossing
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gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway
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hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?
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trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
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“i could fix him.” “i could make him worse.” yeah and i could do this to him

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divorce court judge ruling a couple has to just stay together cause they both suck so bad they shouldnt be allowed to subject anyoone else to their behaviours
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For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.
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