tehenrique - Tumblr blog

[tehenrique]

Pokemon x Kingdom Hearts by villiamboom on Instagram

[tehenrique]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[tehenrique]

[tehenrique]

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

[tehenrique]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[tehenrique]

Bothersome creature

[tehenrique]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tehenrique]

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

[tehenrique]

[tehenrique]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[tehenrique]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[tehenrique]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*