tehpootisman
tehpootisman
tehpootisman
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He/him| I sometimes write Calamity Mod crossover fanfiction.
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tehpootisman · 5 days ago
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check again. 6.99 billion
seven billion wotg AUs i will never write
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tehpootisman · 6 days ago
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heterochromia IS cool and your original characters SHOULD have it
wings ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
fangs and tails ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
giant swords ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
shapeshifting IS cool and your original characters SHOULD do it
familiars ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
hidden talents ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have at least 5
horrible secrets ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
evil clones and surprise twins ARE cool and your original characters SHOULD have them
DON'T LET CRINGE BE THE ENEMY OF COOL. FLINCH NOT AT THE JOY OF CREATION. MARIE SUE IS A FRIEND.
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tehpootisman · 7 days ago
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tehpootisman · 7 days ago
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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?
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tehpootisman · 7 days ago
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tehpootisman · 7 days ago
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tehpootisman · 8 days ago
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People used to comment on web comics.
People used to comment on fanfiction.
People used to comment on fanart.
People used to comment on OCs.
I hate "content" culture.
I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.
People used to be excited about the art that other people created.
People used to want to share that excitement with creators.
I hate this future.
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tehpootisman · 9 days ago
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tehpootisman · 11 days ago
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nugget inspection
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tehpootisman · 12 days ago
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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve
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tehpootisman · 12 days ago
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A challenger approaches.
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tehpootisman · 16 days ago
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tehpootisman · 16 days ago
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someone sent a meme in a discord server i'm in that was like "99% of deltarune fans quit right before they correctly predict a character as irredeemably evil" featuring king and spamton and carol and the like but then everyone was like "ok but spamton is irredeemable though" let's all play undertale again and you're not allowed to stop until you understand what toby was trying to say ok
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tehpootisman · 17 days ago
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Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.
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tehpootisman · 17 days ago
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like ten years ago, i made a silly post about my leopard gecko and someone reblogged it and added their very long and graphic undertale incest mpreg oviposition fanfiction to it while saying my pet had inspired it.
when i told them i found that really disturbing, they freaked out and went on a months' long campaign where they kept trying to suicide bait me.
like three years ago, i posted a stupid text exchange my partner and i had shared and someone reblogged it and added their graphic our flag means death first-time-anal fanfiction to it while saying my relationship inspired it.
when i told them i found that really inappropriate and weird they freaked out then sent multiple people to angrily tell me to delete my reply because they couldn't have known that was weird. then they nuked their blog.
there's no moral to this story. it's just weird that it happened twice.
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tehpootisman · 18 days ago
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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end
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