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i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

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i watch sports for the locker room bj angles

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quick question: when will she ravish me.

also... the music. the little wet noises... so good...

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crooked red mouth and bambi eyes

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i watched this in slow motion ten times

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LET THE KID DRIVE YOUR CAR KRIS

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

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The key to @ErikKarlsson65's success?

Hard work… and a GIANT side of ranch.

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

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insanely hot

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tummy time

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insanely hot

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those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

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hockey husbands in bisexual lighting

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hockey is the best sport because ice is slippy bench is also slippy

also lmao