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Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

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back where I belong. (in bed.)

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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

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People being mad about Yasuke is so funny. Like, he was real. There actually was a black samurai who was a personal retainer to Oda Nobunaga. That shit happened. Sorry you're mad about one of the coolest people to ever exist.

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i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

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new alignment chart just dropped

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I think my favourite of the traditional vampiric weaknesses – albeit not one which appears in every source – is "being exceptionally flammable". Don't get me wrong, the textual justifications which are offered for it in modern fiction are often fascinating: "fire is the embodiment of purification and vampires are the embodiment of corruption"; "fire is the light of civilisation and vampires are cursed forever to lurk beyond the campfire's circle" – these are all fun ideas to play with. However, this does not change the fact that your sexy vampire getting poked with a burning stick and immediately going up like a trashbag full of gasoline is in fact extremely funny.

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I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

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been getting really into jin guangyao lately ...........

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two sheep. standing still

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.