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"Things My Roommates Have Said" Starters Part 2

"It's one in the morning! You can't just knock on people's door and ask them if they know some random cat"

"But how much do they know about The Great Japanese Professional Baseball Crisis of 2004?"

"If there's knocks on the back door always answer with a knife in hand"

"When you date tall people they just get all the top shelves to themselves"

"You're like my wife, except we don't have sex and have no romantic interest in each other"

"Our band is gonna be nothing but silence and the occasional agonizing scream"

"MICE SHOT OUT OF MY PRINTER!!"

"Vodka gives me useless noodle arms"

"Math killed my father"

"Bro I saw your dad yesterday"

"You see, I'm an asshole, but I'm also a terrible person"

"Why are old white people offended by three girls raising a toddler together?"

"You went to bed so we turned the living room into a fort"

"We're not being haunted, I had gregorian chanter music playing"

"I'm not paying for an ambulance, just push me to hospital on a skateboard or something"

"I don't think my hair is 'screaming gay' enough yet"

"You left your vibrator in the bathroom sink again"

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Lazav has found a girlfriend.

He raised an unamused eyebrow, “And this concerns me...?”

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//just letting everyone I rp with know that due to a major seizure during this last weekend and because i sprained my ankle again, I might be limitied to response time. I was seizing for up to 30minutes and have to try and save money for a doctor. Sorry @kyuketsuki-kuro @poison-stripes and @deardestry

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Your muse kisses my muse's cheek. Send me "Kiss!" for my muse's reaction

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suits part 1 group +individual

@mtgfan @magic–the–memeing @chandra-pyromaster @bace-jeleren

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ART of LILIANA

“Liliana Vess” by Aleksi Briclot “Liliana, Heretical Healer” by Karla Ortiz “Liliana, Defiant Necromancer” by Karla Ortiz “Liliana of the Dark Realms” by D. Alexander Gregory “Liliana of the Veil” by Steve Argyle “Liliana, the Last Hope” by Anna Steinbauer “Macabre Waltz” by Will Murai “Demonic Pact” by Aleksi Briclot “Innistrad Key Art” by Karl Kopinski “Oath of Liliana” by Wesley Burt

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Send my muse an emoji and they will react to ...

💋‍ : your muse kissing mine on cheek

💏 : your muse kissing mine on lips

👊 : your muse punching mine

👏 : your muse hugging mine

👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass

👙 : seeing your muse in underwear 

✈️ : seeing your muse in somewhere they didn’t expect to see

😭 : seeing your muse crying 

👻 : seeing your muse scared

🌙 : seeing your muse outside alone during nighttime

💤 : your muse coming on my muse’s bed during night

🍴 : your muse making mine a breakfast

🌃 : your muse knocking on my muse’s door late

🍸 : your muse offering mine an alcoholic drink

☔️ : your muse offering to share an umbrella with mine on a rainy day

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♕

//I feel like as a kid Jace would have been the kid that didn’t have friends, but did at the same time, you know? Like he would only get invited to places if he was around someone who got invited.

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Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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send one for my muse’s reaction

⸗   friends can kiss, you know… ⸗   close your eyes for a second, okay? ⸗   i’m tired of just being friends. ⸗   when will you take my feelings for you seriously? ⸗   sorry, i shouldn’t have said anything. ⸗   no thanks, i’m not interested in them. ⸗   i like someone else… ⸗   do you, uh, have a crush on anybody…? ⸗   please tell me you don’t seriously like them. ⸗   do you want to get a pet together? we could be, like, parents. ⸗   wait, there’s something on your mouth. oh, it’s me. ⸗   are we friends or not? ⸗   i think i’m falling in love with you. ⸗   don’t just leave me like this, please! ⸗   can we go somewhere more…private? ⸗   so, your place or mine? ⸗   let’s get a drink; just like old times. ⸗   how about moving in together? it’ll be fun! ⸗   i don’t like them, i like you! ⸗   wanna go to a strip club? ⸗   stop being a dick and trust me. ⸗   how can you be so cruel? ⸗   stop, you’re hurting me! ⸗   why are you doing this? i thought we were friends… ⸗   i was in love with you! ⸗   do you wanna dance? ⸗   i’ve been nothing but nice to you, dickweed. ⸗   i’m better than that, i swear. ⸗   just give me a second chance… or three. maybe four. ⸗   stop being hot. you’re making it hard to hate you. ⸗   i want to kiss you so hard right now. ⸗   nut up or shut up.

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I made this after the new Liliana art was spoiled, hope you guys enjoy! it workd great as a wallpaper

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Would post this on my Nissa blog but I am lazy lol @revanenissa

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Here it is folks!!! My Chandra cosplay!!! <3 

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See y’all in Vegas!! :D