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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

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i work at the ouroboros factory, making the little ouroboros. most days i dont even know where to start.

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Pov johnny cash force fems you

and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

you will be a girl. you will wear a skirt

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it's because you're always in that damn coffin

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i bought some really strong Nerds Rope edibles from my plug the other day and he gave me a discount because they're only like 4 inches long. they still have the full amount of THC (500mg), they're just a third as long as normal and it's impossible to portion out any doses under 100mg accurately. i asked him what was up with that and he said that his supplier started outsourcing the cooking/rolling part of the job to a different person, and that this new person can't roll the taffy out to its full length because they only have one arm

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wow...... i mean...... wow.......

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mini pumpkin lady

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1121 | If I Can´t Have Love, I Want Power (2021) Trouble | Room 93 (2014)

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Halsey via instagram

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Cat witch party

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Tbh

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cishet guys love goth chicks until they start doing goth chick things, not me, I’m looking for my Morticia and stepping up my Gomez game until I am worthy, I would love to go to the Museum of Death with you, I would love to show you my taxidermy and oddity collection and I would love to see yours, I would love to go to your favorite cemeteries babe

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Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen