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but i wwon

so you lose

guess it alwways comes dowwn to

alright

its okay

guess its better to turn this wway

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Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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considering we actually do currently have illegal dual clown presidents… a dave strider cosplayer has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world right now

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one more year until people stop dying

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and tthe whole room cheered(he bout to get smacked)

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only 5 seconds

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day 128

being evil and corrupted sure is hard work

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u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

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24/7 i’m TAV (thinking about vriska)

+ sketch to follow up w/ them in the future. i’ve decided it’ll happen. they have a shack where they live peacefully, it’s on the top shelf so dirk can’t reach it. i’ll prolly finish this sketch later so if you see me vriska posting again don’t be surprised

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day 133

get u a girl who eats dirt

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thinking about character specific speech bubbles

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not to be tmi but i was so relieved as a teen when i figured out that my masturbatory fantasies and my actual sex life had literally nothing to do with each other, nor did they need to

i was terrified i was going to end up getting hurt but it turns out when you’re having actual sex with an actual person the things that do it for you can be completely different

i have had plenty of great sex that i’m still not going to fantasize about because when it’s just me thinking about it and not an actual person doing it, it’s not hot anymore

there are plenty of things that in real life are actually just uncomfortable and not arousing at all and i will never do them, but even if i’ve tried it and decided it’s not for me it’s still gonna show up in fantasies because it’s still hot to think about

i mean it sounds stupid and obvious but i spent years either trying to stop myself from finding things hot (spoiler it don’t work), or else letting people convince me that fantasies were talking the talk and obligated me to try walking the walk

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