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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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i wanna start using tumblr again but a lot of the accts i follow are inactive now so logging in is like seeing three people share the same few posts djdjdhdh

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making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

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i think about the toi t’es un woke left tiktok constantly. god.

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sorryi havent been posting ive been unemployed and playing baldurs gate

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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how do you become so well read?

by reading

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beautiful woman called "Upcoming Alarm in 2 hours" keeps messaging me when im going to sleep

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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just did my first ever fb marketplace listing, made me nervous as fuck cause i hate dealing with ppl and money. i listed sarah j maas books. they sold in 20 mins. ive already been paid. i know this is not the usual experience but oh my god that was easy

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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manifesting— ✨2024 will be filled with small joys and big successes✨

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another quick sketch of miss thing herself

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🎆🎇 HNY, earthlings! 🎇🎆

-from @microscotch and @strange-townie 🛸

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might fuck around n make a lil recipe/cookbook zine in the new year

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turtleneck giraffe