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losing my shit over this

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Get fucked Ubisoft

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ah yes i do love these bad ideas

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I will never financially recover from this.

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tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NomyXX/

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Do we have data on whether the earliest modern human x neanderthal crosses were more commonly produced by a neanderthal man and sapiens sapiens woman, or vice versa?

Do we have some neanderthal woman to blame for the species' apparent instinct to see a weirdly long lanky skinny frail man and instantly get the urge to mount him?

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easy. lmao

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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

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he's a 10 but he's a self serving sociopath who created a virus that resulted in a zombie apocalypse

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Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

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PATRICK J JONES