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My latest cartoon for New Scientist

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

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I am 99.9% sure that this is just "a small business got a good deal on resealable bags and didn't realise why and now they don't want to throw them away" but that 0.1% feels very bad.

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The swagger Marty has about time travel in the Back to the Future teaser trailer is nowhere to be found in the films.

This guy is never driving the DeLorean:

This one is:

Another Alternate Marty enters the arena!

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One year ago I created this miniature photo… “Silence earthling, I am Darth Vader from the planet…Vulcan!”

All shot practically

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Round 1, Left Side

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I’ve got a sixth sense it’s called paranoia

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This is necessary information

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When's your bedtime :)

Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

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╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Back to the Future, Part I a set of starter prompts, all from the 1985 film !

❝ anybody home ? ❞ ❝ [ name ] , is that you ? ❞ ❝ thank god i’ve found you ! ❞ ❝ yeah, i’ll keep that in mind. ❞ ❝ perfect ! my experiment worked ! ❞ ❝ this time it wasn’t my fault. ❞ ❝ let me give you a nickel of free advice. ❞ ❝ why even bother ? you don’t have a chance. ❞ ❝ yeah, well, history is going to change. ❞ ❝ one rejection isn’t the end of the world. ❞ ❝ if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. ❞ ❝ what if they say I'm no good ? what if they say, “ you got no future ” ? I can't take that kind of rejection.  ❞ ❝ i’d get the standard lecture about... how my mom never did that stuff when she was a kid. look, i think the woman was born a nun. ❞ ❝ don’t be so gullible, [ name ] . ❞ ❝ listen, this is very important. ❞ ❝ [ name ] , you didn’t fall asleep, did you ? ❞ ❝ have a good trip, [ name ] . ❞ ❝ the appropriate question is, “ when the hell are they ? ” ❞ ❝ the way i see it... if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with style ? ❞ ❝ things have certainly changed around here. ❞ ❝ they found me. i don't know how, but they found me. ❞ ❝ run for it, [ name ] ! ❞ ❝ okay, [ name ] . get a grip on yourself. it’s all a dream. just a very intense dream. ❞ ❝ you wouldn't want that to happen, would you ? ❞ ❝ what do you let those boys push you around like that for ? ❞ ❝ there, there, now. just relax. you’ve been asleep for almost nine hours now. ❞ ❝ i’m telling the truth. you gotta believe me. ❞ ❝ i’ve had enough jokes for one evening. ❞ ❝ goodnight, future boy ! ❞ ❝ it works ! it works ! i finally invent something that works ! ❞ ❝ how could i have been so careless ? ❞ ❝ [ name ] , i’m sorry, but i’m afraid you're stuck here. ❞ ❝ so why don't you make like a tree . . . and get out of here. ❞ ❝ last night, darth vader came down from planet vulcan . . . and told me that if i didn't take [ name ] out, he'd melt my brain. ❞ ❝ one shouldn’t know about their own destiny. ❞ ❝ let’s go over the plan again. ❞ ❝ have you ever . . . been in a situation where you knew you had to act a certain way, but when... you got there, you didn't know if you could go through with it ? ❞ ❝ are you okay ? ❞ ❝ [ name ] , will we ever see you again ? ❞ ❝ well, [ name ] , i want to thank you for all your good advice. i’ll never forget it. ❞ ❝ one other thing. if you guys ever have kids . . . and one of them, when they’re eight years old . . . accidentally sets fire to the living room rug . . . go easy on them. ❞ ❝ you’re late ! do you have no concept of time ? ❞ ❝ what’s the meaning of this ? ❞ ❝ how did you know ? ❞ ❝ we need a rematch. ❞ ❝ roads ? where we’re going, we don’t need roads. ❞

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BACK TO THE FUTURE PART III (1990) PROMPTS

but what does that mean?

your future is whatever you make it. so make it a good one.

what’s your name, dude?

what kind of stupid name is that?

you’re going to have to do something about those clothes.

you’re liable to get shot.

i’ve made a decision. i’m not going with you.

we don’t belong here! neither one of us!

i have to live my life according to what i believe is right in my heart.

so you tell me: what’s the right thing to do?

wow, that worked great.

like i said, we’ll finish this tomorrow.

what about monday? we doin’ anything monday?

well, good luck for both our sakes.

take a look and see what just breezed in the door.

i didn’t know the circus was in town.

why are you wearing that gun?

i can’t tell you. it might make things worse.

well that’s your problem!

i don’t dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.

i never knew i could write anything so touching.

bartender says that’s the strongest stuff they got.

too bad no one will be around to see it.

you could have just walked away and nobody would’ve thought less of you for it.

i never ever met anyone like you before.

listen, you got a back door to this place?

there’s someone that can’t hold their liquor.

i aim to shoot somebody today and i’d prefer it’d be you.

theoretically speaking, could it be done?

did you do that on purpose?

you think i’m stupid enough to race that asshole?

i gave you explicit instructions not to come here.

why do we have to cut these things so damn close?

it’s all my fault you’re stuck there.

i had this horrible nightmare…

you look like you’ve seen a ghost.

there’s nothing left for me here.

don’t you remember last night? you fainted. i brought you home.

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No denying it; the kid is cool.

Marty McFly — Back to the Future (1985)

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If she blinded you with science maybe you should have been following lab safety protocols and wearing your goggles

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Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result

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Y’all don’t have to worry, we had teacher permission to mix the compounds that we did