My contempt towards a brand is directly proportional to how often they interrupt my playlists.
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Sorry it's been said a million times but I'll never be over both Adam and Lawrence expending energy that they desperately needed in order to help each other. Adam risking serious harm to his freshly shot shoulder by beating the hell out of Zep and Lawrence wasting precious time when he's literally bleeding out to comfort Adam. Both of them would have been better off physically if they hadn't done these things, it may have enhanced their chances of survival. But they didn't care. They needed each other. They needed that connection. They needed that touch. Adam couldn't let Lawrence die and Lawrence couldn't leave without letting Adam know there was someone looking out for him.
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its not funny but i do think about it a lot
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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thanks that was really helpful
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i love the idea of jigsaw games being weirdly accommodating for disabled or neurodiverse victims.
not only is john a cancer patient, but he's actively put people in games for taking advantage of the sick, scamming patients, or having questionable bedside manner; his apprentices are all mentally ill (at least a little bit his fault) and at least one of them is an amputee (100% his fault). they, of all people, are going to understand the necessity of these things, and probably not be massive fans of weirdo ableists.
i'm just endlessly amused by the idea that yeah, sure, you're in a death-trap being asked to do horrendous things in order to survive, but your accessibility needs were taken into account during the design process - and if you happened to get trapped by, say, lawrence, he can probably recommend you a good physical therapist after if needs be!
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Cherri Bomb: "I have a solution!"
*explosion in the distance*
Cherri Bomb: "Don't worry about that."
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Sometimes I see William and Henry portrayed like this:
But then I remember this is closer to canon:
Which is much, much funnier in my opinion.
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