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hello welcome to my sin, I regret nothing. In the 2nd half of my 20s. trans, he/him, queer, primarily snz fucker. bit of whump and general illness/caretaking. This is a side-blog, if you see a cat pfp spam you with likes/reblogs please don't be alarmed 😂

Same as my bio but it was pointed out to me that Tumblr be trippin and if you don't tap the bio to make it expand, you might only see the first line which is not helpful lmao

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INDUCING MY ITCHY ASS NOSE

Contains: talkie (kinda awkward lmao), sniffling, unrestrained sneezes, stifles, *failed* holdbacks, talks of mess, noseblow at the end, a few coughs, me showing my sneezed out face at the end lmao

I like the way my failed holdback sneezes came out :3 sound cute to me

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I’m so sorry you are so sick. I think it would be great if you did a wav with sneezing for leading to coughing. I would love to take care of you😉

it’s pretty much inevitable right now that when i sneeze i end up coughing too, so here’s a little fit where i mostly sneeze (or build up to sneeze) and cough, with a little complaining about how sneezy this cold has had my nose for weeks now

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cw: inducing with tissue, holdbacks, very long buildups, hitching breaths, some talking, tissue/nose rubbing sounds, stuffy nose, one nose blow (warning before), a grand total of three (3) sneezes

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having a sneeze fetish is so funny because i could be buying a multipack of tissues and it feels worse than buying condoms

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honestly think one of the hottest things a person can do is sneeze into the cowl/collar of a turtleneck sweater or similar

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someone taking a shot of something alcoholic and strong with no chaser, feeling the burning in their throat and sinuses and chest, and almost immediately falling victim to the sneeze that the stinging in their sinuses stirs

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shower sneezes after shower sex

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Can u do one with hayfever

pros of saving the world: you saved the world

cons of saving the world: pollen allergies

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i come bearing gifts in the form of two phrases:

"we need to go inside, i'm getting sneezy"

"ugh i think this is a culmination of allergies and whatever fucking disgusting illness i have"

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡ No pressure though!

Hello hi I'm so sorry I'm awful at asks because I don't have the notifs on so I always miss them!!

Things that make me happy in no particular order:

1) animals in general but weiner dogs are top tier for me

2) small children being incredibly silly or sweet ❤️

3) being able to help someone (ok ok this sounds so cheesy and dramatic but fr the pure joy I get knowing I'm able to directly help someone or make their day a little better)

4) all things pokemon

5) getting to hug someone who's just as excited to hug as I am~

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Something inspired me, and I wanted an "I Told You So" situation, so I wrote this. It's only a teeny bit D/s, with a sweet ending.

“Aww, sweetheart, you look miserable,” says A.

“SNF. I amb,” B responds, their words thick with congestion.

“I’m sorry you’re feeling poorly. But you know, this could have been prevented.”

A miserable, viscous sneeze is B’s only response. It fills the tissue that’s held desperately to their face, a constant presence under their red, streaming nose.

“Like I said, if you had only…” A looks at B expectantly, prompting them to finish the sentence.

“If I had… ha… ha’ERRSSHH’IUE!” B groans miserably into their mangled tissue. “If I’d have godden bmy flu shot.”

“Yep. Then you wouldn’t be…”

“Ha’IIGHHH’SHUU! Ugh. Sigg.”

“With?”

“The… huh- the -heh’AAIIEEH’SHUH! With the flu,” B practically whines into the tissue.

“Correct.” A can’t control their smug, satisfied smile. “Now, are you going to listen to me next time?”

“Yes. ihh-KIIISSSHH’iew!”

“Good,” says A, their smile turning sunny.

“Can you brigg bme sobme tea now?”

“Of course, love.”

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partners who like to induce each other. when one of them comes down with a bad cold that has their nose extremely sensitive and their nostrils extremely tender, their partner opts for a rough, hard paper towel to induce instead of their usual tissues. mmm the harsh abrasion to the skin inside the nostrils... it makes their partner sneeze so fucking much

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snz as a metaphor for showing vulnerability... save me...

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What do I message them? wrong answers only

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Forehead kisses make everything better tho