im deactivating this blog have a nice day
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You’ve got to respect a man who refuses to pretend like he’s having a good day.
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All At Sea
Just Dirk and his thoughts, sitting far away.
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IM MARRIED AND HELLA HAPPY ABOUT IT
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coincidentally its also john and my one year anniversary
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for the record dirk totally cried like 8 times more than i did
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its official everyone
im a married man
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raise your hand if youre getting married this sunday and are hella nervous but excited at the same time
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the best part of being an adult is that ive had lunchables every day for the past 6 months
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i feel like i was tumblr popular in a past life
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oh my god my back hurts
ive been working out a lot gotta make ends meet yknow????
life is hard when you go to school full time and work part time
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PUT ON YOUR WAR PAINT
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You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.
Happy 4/13 everyone :)
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do you ever shit so much that when youre done your asshole itches
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