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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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on God I'm gonna unlock shotpistol n shield tonight. if it takes me until 3am
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soldier ✧。*゚+
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you guys i think there might have been some bad episodes of supernatural
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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms
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no one knows what its like to be the fag man
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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