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that man

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

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not to periodically contemplate the enormity of destiel but what an absolute series of events

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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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MISHA: change in the culture- when he first started on supernatural there was no way that would have happened- but by the last series there had been a huge change where that declaration of love could happen. talks about how fag and homo were used so often when he was younger and how his kids have such a different world now- decades away from eliminating homophobia but if the show had happened later on who knows what have happened

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balls deep fag and homo..... you better plan a trip to brokenose mountain pale coconut

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Thinking about the idea that too much healing magic can be bad and I'm just imagining like a bottle of healing potion with a "known to the state of California to cause cancer" warnings on it

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instead of allowing the people to ask misha collins questions in conventions they should just charge a fee to give each paying attendant a basket of tomatoes to throw at actors at will

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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

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thinking about the poll about canon vs non-canon ships that didn't define terms, and the current fandom focus on things "going canon," so i made up a scale.

this is NOT a question about whether canon matters to what you ship (or matters at all), just how to define the phrase "canon ship."

many ships start low on the scale and slow burn their way up, so vote for the point when you would have called them "canon." i agonized over the order (especially #4-6) for a day and a half, but i went with the order in which i think joe random with a nielsen ratings box and no tumblr account would notice/call something a romantic relationship.

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I'm killing that man

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