Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
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“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you
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i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave
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HELL FUCKING YEAH fucking PARTY
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Me: *temporarily chills* 💪 i am improving
Me ten seconds later: ah i was Mistaken
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