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The real fascists are the ones who don’t know how to crop their screen shots from other social media postings.

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So a mock necked cock.

schrodinger's penis: both circumcised and uncircumcised

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You have no idea how close I was to submitting an order for those grips.

I found a company that does custom work on Beretta 92s to make them clones of the Samurai Edge pistols from Resident Evil. There are probably 2 people that will find that as awesome as I do, but this post is for yall.

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That’s it I’m burning tires and batteries.

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Only for a couple days here in OK.

Dude it's 17 degrees here in Australia (at least where I live) and all of us are bundled up with the heater on, and I asked my dad, "Would this be cold for Americans?" He grinned and said, "No way."

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I can’t wait for another 110+ degree summer. They have been super mild the past few years.

Dude it's 17 degrees here in Australia (at least where I live) and all of us are bundled up with the heater on, and I asked my dad, "Would this be cold for Americans?" He grinned and said, "No way."

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Yes.

About as close as you can get to this fallout skin.

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What makes sense?

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Quite down Canadian with your under your breath comments. Don’t make us let Michigan invade you.

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Which trim boxster?

if i get the job i’m interviewing for tomorrow i am immediately buying a horrible 25-year-old german convertible and making it an annoyingly large part of my personality

so send good vibes please

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Does anyone have an Israeli FAL wood handguard laying around they can donate to me?

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By old cars and bring them back to life. New cars aren’t worth it.

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Driving though any town in Oklahoma be like

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The good ol days.

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Dude I’ve heard stone sour and mudvayne on the intercoms at Walmart. Our era of rock is sadly “classic rock” now.

If anyone starts calling Disturbed “classic rock” I’m gonna light this whole place up. Zoomers know your damn place

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Every now and then I think about selling my 50AE desert eagle… and then I see shit like this which makes me rethink that idea and then I go and buy a few boxes of ammo for it.

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.