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vitrioholic:
Me neither. It’s hell. Porcelain white hell.
Agreed. I find it rather interesting that such dirty things happen within such clean walls, but I suppose bleach cannot harm things that are already white, and that’s the point.
Anyway.
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vitrioholic:
Alright. But if you won’t go, I will. You need these meds.
Okay. I just very much do not want to be here anymore.
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vitrioholic:
Mm. Not sure if I trust that.
I promise.
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vitrioholic:
Why are we coming back.
My prescriptions can wait. I’ll be fine for one night.
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Just evict us already.
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Dirk here to say grumpy boy spotted.
Keep reading
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vitrioholic:
Don’t worry too much. We’ll be safe and cozy in a hotel soon.
Alright.
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vitrioholic:
Ah, what a mood. Better times are coming.
I sure do hope so.
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Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite
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vitrioholic:
What.
I don’t know anymore, man.
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vitrioholic:
Wow. I can’t believe this. Using me like this?
You saw a Get Out Of Jail Free card and gobbled it up, not me.
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vitrioholic:
You adore me.
At this point it’s more beneficial of me to do so, yes.
#Most of my marketable talents require the use of both my hands.#I believe I have enough in cash at least for a night at a hotel.#Which is better than being here any longer.#vitrioholic
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“Sio, why don’t you simply talk to Mal. From what we are led to believe, he is right there with you.”
Because I talk with my hands in quite an animated fashion, and my collarbone is broken. You see where I’m going with this.
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vitrioholic:
Ugh.
#I'm not sure how much I have by means of funds currently.#I'm afraid to check and see if mother's cut me off yet.#Surely she's noticed I'm gone.#The lengths she's willing to go to keep me complacent and running home with my tail in between my legs is hardly small.#vitrioholic
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