Liam James Payne - Wolverhampton - 2099% of the time i have no idea whats going on [ ]
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Okay, yeah, that is true. It’s good to get rid of the whole stomach acid ordeal with a hangover though. Oh really? What TV show?
Chocolate milk doesn’t give you hangovers the next day. Yes, but my heart is shattered thanks to a TV show.
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Aaaah, so you’re in the UK then? Reckon you could probably get Nandos or Pizza Hut. Could always go for a late night fish and chips? Hold up, hold up, what song did he play? Because it’s all about the song here.
No, of course not. He was nice too. Played me a song. Damn, I guess I’ll try venture to Nandos or something…
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Okay, yeah, that it does, but come on, Patrick’s worth it. He’s ridiculously dumb but hilarious at the same time. Yeah, saw some photos of you out clubbing. And walking around on your socks, too, huh?
I can’t even watch The Spongebob Movie that much. Doesn’t his laugh get on your nerves? It would get on mine if I watched it five times in a row. Spaced out, maybe. But consistently, not at all. Dunno. Manchester was pretty nice out I’d say.
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Thank you, thank you. I do deserve one. Should probably come up with something like that. Yeah, that’s usually what happens before tour kicks off again.
you deserve one, payno !! i can never finish anything but i can surely start everything though.
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----- Listen, it was either The Inbetweeners or The Spongebob Movie 5 times in a row, every day. My choice was pretty much made from the get-go. Yeah, but, going outside and trying to enjoy London weather that changes faster than I can change my shirt or staying inside, watching a show and write down stuff fo songs when it comes to mind.
–I’d presume so. I’m not sure how you finished a series that quick. I’m more concerned you should probably go outside instead though. S’bad for your eyes watching that much TV.
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Chocolate milk’s a good replacement for alcohol, that’s a given. You alright though, love?
Gonna drown my sorrows in chocolate milk because I don’t drink and I don’t want anyone to touch me.
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But you’re not homeless, right? And really all I have at the moment is gum, and being in the UK probably doesn’t make it that much easier. Sorry.
So I bought myself lunch because i had cravings and then I saw a homeless guy; I think he had stronger cravings than me so I gave him my food. Now I’m starving. Someone feed my sorry ass?

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Think there’s such a thing as getting an award for completing a Netflix series in a week time-span? Because if so, I just completed the three series of The Inbetweeners in one week and I’m feeling very accomplished right now.
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xLorixLullabyx: “You choose the caption 💘”


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