tentacledaddy

[tentacledaddy]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

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but what if im not lesbian or straight

Hey Lesbians

There is nothing wrong with the way you are.

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stop calling teenagers millenials

like the youngest millenials are 23 years old

and the oldest are 40 years old

youre thinking of gen z, the gayest, most trans, most racially diverse, most atheist generation of all time and they are gonna fucking change the world.

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everyone who reblogs this before new years gets, uh, bees

reblog now for bees

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the shit i do for my girlfriend

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these are all screenshotted from my instagram bc im lazy but,, my !! oc !!

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i made an icon please credit me if you use it like idk like and reblog this or smth