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Et hop première fournée ! #croissants #petitdejeuner (à Montpellier, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPaD_9gZ8m/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s5nx3f02kyqk

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Chantilly straccatela prête pour les verrines forêt noires ! #foretnoire #patisserie (à Montpellier, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC7dLonYN4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dnocgf1w1j7q

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Tarantulas: The Giants Of The Spider World

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I’ve been gone for a few months and now you fuckers have all differents names. How am i going to be able to keep up on your lives and know which cute surnames to call you ?

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by Buttersafe

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today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

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I love owl city so much we dont deserve him 

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Because, why wait for summer ?

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Tarantulas: The Giants Of The Spider World

Click here for more fascinating GIFs that explain the world around us. These incredible infographic-style GIFs were made by animagraffs.com.

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The Martian is a literary masterpiece.

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why am i being threatened

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i still think a “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends