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Steerpike but roasted

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Heat Transfer

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Art by • Draugr

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At Least i’m a dyke. at least i have that going for me

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fem mcspirk but the motion picture

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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

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try these out now to make captains in your area fall in love with you!

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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

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Alvaro Tapia

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new alignment chart just dropped

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Song for October: The Last King Of Pictdom by Eternal Champion

~~~ My October was pretty busy, so this ended up being a bit of a rush job in the midst of a total exhaustion. I toyed with the idea of making this a shirt, but I'll see. I can see myself continue tinkering with it, but for now I'll post it since it's already late as is lmao

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“the monster is supposed to be good-looking” “why didn’t gatsby just move on” “romeo and juliet is about two teenagers being stupid” “of mice and men is ableist” “wuthering heights romanticizes incest” “lord of the flies is about the innate evil in human nature” “holden caulfield is a whiny brat” “if i was orpheus i wouldn’t have turned around”

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Unusual Saints To Pray To

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finally! an email from my good friend Jonathan Harker!

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING