me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down
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*takes off my cowboy hat in disbelief*
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@crickethaze
In this world of undeniable anxiety and woe, there are also small rocks that want to be manatees.
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any cat owner already knew this
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posts this image one billion trillion different times
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Do you like it when guys moan your name?
no i prioritize women's voices #feminist
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did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more
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i want to be wanted ‼️ but i dont want to use instagram or dating apps ‼️ or go on casual dates ‼️ i want devotion you put your soul on the altar of my being no questions asked ‼️ or nothing . do you get what i mean . wah
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i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
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you block ‘liberally’ you say? Well I block marxistly. Just one of the many ways in which I’m better than you
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no context november. figure it out.
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teenage girls niche emotional support character dies. 3 dead 9 injured
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thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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