terminalprocrastinator
terminalprocrastinator
Do Good Recklessly
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99.8% certified human being, don't worry about the .2%
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terminalprocrastinator · 19 hours ago
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just the usual
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terminalprocrastinator · 19 hours ago
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terminalprocrastinator · 19 hours ago
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everyone wake up, new gender just dropped
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terminalprocrastinator · 19 hours ago
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terminalprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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Words cannot described just how much I hate this fucking country.
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terminalprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.
Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”
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terminalprocrastinator · 5 days ago
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An anime where the art style seems to have a huge problem with Same Face Syndrome, all the characters fall under like 5 diferent types and every single person of the roughly same age and gender look like the same damn character wearing different wigs. There's a whole episode about how someone changed their haircut and the protagonist spends the whole episode trying to awkwardly avoid situations where they'd be forced to admit to the New Hair Person that they actually aren't 100% sure which friend they are.
Halfway through it turns out that the protagonist is face blind. The art style is deliberately like this as a way to illustrate how they can't fucking tell most people apart by face alone.
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terminalprocrastinator · 5 days ago
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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER 1x03 Murder in the Rue Morgue
The Lemonologue
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month… fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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Personality hire
Working Cats
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.
I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.
So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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if i was a robot id make sure i have an inbuilt red LED mode that turns on when im evil and then id use it as a threat whenever im minorly inconvenienced.
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terminalprocrastinator · 8 days ago
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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out
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