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As long as I'm not involved in any shaving or latex sure

You look like a monkey though

Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween

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Thank the Everlasting all I could think of was like...

Awful latex monstrosities

They have no fur Cass

Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween

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That's an oxymoron

Please by all means elaborate though

Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween

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seize the means of production

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You know, that sounds like a lot of fun!

I know it's morally wrong to rob an old lady but what if that old lady is the Queen? -Teazer

No. The Queen's money could feed and house thousands of people for a year. The rest of us can have a little. As a treat.

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I had this sad clown painting but now it's just a painting of nothing because I got really depressed and the clown climbed out of the painting to cry with me :/ What should I do with it?

Hug it? Make it some tea? I dunno man clowns aren't really my thing.

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I know it's morally wrong to rob an old lady but what if that old lady is the Queen? -Teazer

No. The Queen's money could feed and house thousands of people for a year. The rest of us can have a little. As a treat.

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Teazer they live at the bottom you'd have to swim for them either way

Okay who pushed the box I was takin’ a nap on into the Thames while I was asleep? I’m stuck out here with the eels now

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GET ONE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE also I'd bet money on Jerrie

Okay who pushed the box I was takin’ a nap on into the Thames while I was asleep? I’m stuck out here with the eels now

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Exactly if we have to be subjected to a kitten with bagpipes might as well teach something who will put in the hours and be enthusiastic

I mean wasn't that your logic when you gave into my begging when I was little

Ok but seriously if Etcetera puts her mind to it she'll find a way to do it so you can do all of us the favor of making sure she does it well yknow

Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)

Hey Skimble!

It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!

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Well... I've been meaning to ask Jemima if she's interested, but I kind of want to teach her. You know.

Ask Etcetera she'd be ECSTATIC.

Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)

Hey Skimble!

It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!

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Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)

Hey Skimble!

It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!

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Yeah there's cats that'll pretend to be Santa to really sell it

You'll be ok, we all are eventually

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I’m kinda surprised you don’t

I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age

Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway

Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels

Let’s just ask Jelly

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Yeah I never thought he was real I always knew exactly who it was

First and foremost because everything always had nametags... but also growing up with two older brothers kills any chance of believing in Things real fast

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I’m kinda surprised you don’t

I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age

Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway

Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels

Let’s just ask Jelly

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Y'all believed in Santa Claws?

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I’m kinda surprised you don’t

I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age

Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway

Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels

Let’s just ask Jelly

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I think he probably doesn't want you running around high on cocaine because that would be a nightmare for him which... can't blame him

If my dad thought he could stop me he'd probably try too

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I’m kinda surprised you don’t

I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age

Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway

Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels

Let’s just ask Jelly