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webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

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giants being described as living statues (or, alternatively, giants who are actual statues brought to life)

statues are so often made bigger than real life people and it's g/t fuel honestly

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Deinosuchus

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One of the funniest things is how one of these is an undisputed apex predator, the other is considered a mesopredator.

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WOOLLY MICE GIF OFFICIAL REAL

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Little babies at the animal shelter today

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Me who basically walks digitigrade:

any other autistic people force themselves to walk more heavily (even on their heels) so as to stop spooking people? I cannot help that I was born for ballet mother.

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No common beecency. :[ (It’s okay, she would have been doing hard labor and community service anyway. She’s a bee.) My website – My Instagram - My store

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The beast feeds on its hapless victim, there is nothing we can do to save him

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Remember to eat your veggies

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Dino File #18: Gallimimus

Family: †Ornithomimidae Time: Late Cretaceous Diet: Omnivore Size Class: Mid Rarity: Common Temperament: Passive Habitat: Fern Prairie

Wild Gallimimus are common herd animals in the Fern Prairie, where they have plenty of space to run around. They love running, and will occasionally harass other creatures just to get them to chase the Gallimimus.

Tamed While among the fastest and most most agile mounts, Gallimimus is lacking in virtually every other aspect. It is a great mount for exploring or traveling long distances though, and its kick attack has decent knockback.

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Dino File #17: Pulmonoscorpius

Family: †Centromachidae Time: Lower Carboniferous Diet: Carnivore Size Class: Small Rarity: Common Temperament: Territorial Habitat: Lush Forest, Lush Caves

Wild Pulmonoscorpius are common predators in lush tropical regions, typically appearing more often during the daytime despite scorpions usually being nocturnal. Pulmonoscorpius is fairly weak, but its venom can cause paralysis and slow other mobs.

Tamed While too small to ride, Pulmonoscorpius' paralytic venom can be useful to help subdue larger animals.

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weird dog

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Dino File #16: Therizinosaurus

Family: †Therizinosauridae Time: Late Cretaceous Diet: Follivore Size Class: Giant Rarity: Rare Temperament: Neutral Habitat: Broadleaf Forest, Coniferous Forest, Redwood Forest

Wild Somewhat laid back compared to the more territorial herbivores, and maybe a little lazy, Therizinosaurus prefers to spend most of its time eating and resting. They avoid direct competition with their long neck and clawss, and preference to tree leaves and fruits, thankfully they do not share their habitat with Brachiosaurus.

Tamed The large claws and appetite of Therizinosaurus allow it to make quick work of dense vegetation, and they can cut through wood with ease. Therizinosaurus often gains weight due to its gluttonous habits, which sacrifices speed for a boost in toughness.

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Dino File #15: Triceratops

Family: †Ceratopsidae Time: Late Cretaceous Diet: Herbivore Size Class: Giant Rarity: Rare Temperament: Neutral Habitat: Fern Scrubland, Broadleaf Forest, Redwood Forest

Wild Triceratops can are large herbivores that prefer a balance between open spaces and dense vegetation, avoiding both the vast prairies and thick forests. Triceratops don't typically attack people unprovoked, but are highly aggressive towards any large carnivore.

Tamed Triceratops is highly combat oriented, capable of charging forwards and inflicting powerful blows. When it becomes too injured, Triceratops will roar and go into a blind rage, during which it is much more powerful but becomes exhausted quickly.

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.