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deadname: overdone. tired. etc

legal name: intriguing. exciting. suggests existence of illegal name

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Poor sketch of a my fav writers fic (@ sandwichsapphic)

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haha thanks!!

ROUND 2 POLL 7

@terry-the-shark @heavencentral

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

terry-the-shark:

Terry - any

-- no propaganda submitted --

heavencentral:

Louie - he/it

"trans guy so automatic faggot. men kisser too"

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somehow! :]

ROUND 2 POLL 7

@terry-the-shark @heavencentral

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

terry-the-shark:

Terry - any

-- no propaganda submitted --

heavencentral:

Louie - he/it

"trans guy so automatic faggot. men kisser too"

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HEYA GUYS I DID A THING

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Bad ending AU Faroff with this trend, hope you all cry delicious tears /lh

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i think one issue with the way some people conceptualise atheism is that they consider it primarily the belief of ex-christians traumatised by the church growing up, which automatically excludes a whole variety of atheistic experiences - atheists who were raised atheists, sometimes by atheists, and have never been religious; atheists who are also part of a religion, especially an ethnoreligion; atheists who left other religions, like, ooh, i don't know... islam, the world's second-biggest religion; or ex-christians who left christianity simply because their beliefs changed.

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it's giving how suicide is a sin in christianity, like.. wtf??

you get PUT IN PRISON for trying to kill yourself on train tracks in the uk. just so you know

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wassup

the…… oh god………. The……………… ….. s- no I can’t. tw dad joke

The sky

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I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

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ROUND 2 POLL 7

@terry-the-shark @heavencentral

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

terry-the-shark:

Terry - any

-- no propaganda submitted --

heavencentral:

Louie - he/it

"trans guy so automatic faggot. men kisser too"

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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everyone say thank you to Black trans women and Black trans men

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I know that some British people take umbridge at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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i made one up too :) #myconstellations

top three favorite constellations?

you wouldnt know thwm theyre very niche (i made them up)

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i need you so bald