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True Fact #26

Miraak had to eat books for sustenance in Apocrypha.

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True Fact #25

Stalhrim tastes like Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher.

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True Fact #24

Cyrodiil was originally a jungle, until Tiber Septim watched Lord of the Rings.

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True Fact #23

Abnur Tharn is, unfortunately, a fuck machine.

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True Fact #22

Jarl Balgruuff the Greater of Whiterun is a Bisexual King

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True Fact #21

Sotha Sil thought the best way to mine crypto was to turn himself into a GPU, and connect himself to his Clockwork City.

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True Fact #20

The Tribunal didn’t kill Nerevar Indoril because they wanted the power from the heart of Lorkhan- they killed him because he railroaded their D&D session one too many times.

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True Fact #19

Contrary to popular belief, Cicero is, in fact, Normal.

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True Fact #18

Jorunn Skald-King is well-known for composing a piece called “The Wondrous Wall”

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True Fact #17

Molag Bal is never invited to parties, because he smells like rotting flesh.

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True Fact #16

Martin Septim was actually the most normal Septim, and that includes turning into a dragon.

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True Fact #15

The Theives Guild in Skyrim is actually a pyramid scheme.

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True Fact #14

Did you know? Emperor Uriel Septim VII had face blindness.

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True Fact #13

Did you know? Lucien Lachance practiced his lines in the mirror before meeting the Hero of Kvatch? He was very nervous.

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True Fact #12

Mannimarco and Vanus Galerion were exes, and their (messy) breakup lead to Mannimarco causing the Planemeld.

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True Fact #11

The Dwemer left Yagrum Bagarn behind simply because they thought he was annoying.

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True Fact #10

Ulfric Stormcloak did kill the High King, but didn't shout him apart like many claim. Instead he stabbed him while Torygg was down, you know, like a coward.