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crocodile would be a total cheapskate right? he wont spend money unless he absolutely has to, in my heart at least. so when he hears about top surgery he decides it's too expensive and just does it himself
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one of my buddies is occupying a fortified position on high ground. i'm going to kick his ass with ease
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"risen from the ashes"
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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You. KILL yourself. NOW. Feels good. Do it again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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No other choice, then
reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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Hm
SIFFRIN NOOOOO DON’T LISTEN TO THE VOICES NOO YOU CAN DO THIS GIRL YOU CAN DO THIS GIRL 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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The visions are decreasing
[ID: A sketchy, colored, digtial comic featuring young versions of Curly and Jimmy from Mouthwashing. They are both skinny and scruffy with long hair, with Curly's in a ponytail. They are sitting on a couch in their living room with a bong in front of them and smoke near the ceiling, both clearly very high and unfocused.
Curly: Dude.... do you feel that?
Jimmy: Feel what?
Curly: The like.... nothing?
Jimmy: The what, dude?
Curly: I'm not seeing like anything. Like no fish or blood....
Jimmy: Huh.... I'm not seeing any stuff either.
They pause before turning to each other with bulging eyes, and start grinning.
Curly: (all caps) The visions are decreasing.
Jimmy: (all caps) The visions are decreasing.
They lean back again.
Curly: They are decreasing.
Jimmy: They are decreasing. .... I kinda want nachos.
Curly: That sounds scrumptious.
Jimmy: Groovy.
Curly: Groovy.
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when you and the bestie find the weed that eases the symptoms of whatever undiagnosed horrors you're twinning about.
happy easter <3
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Zoro is good at math is my brain juice of a hc rn. MATHS?!?!? And ZORO?!?!? yes
And it's all fun and games, "I love Zoro and I love maths 😁😁😁" but arithmetic is literally my death so I am looking at him with some jealousy. You can solve like real tough math problems and then CRUMBLE when adding things and multiplying a bit. I guess it's Tumblr-shaped brain damage 😢
I wanna do content about it rn but also I have like 0 time. eh. And also I have 0 idea how to comics ??? I wrote out more thoughts on this hc in tags which I am lazy to move here but check them out
#oh oh#brainrot#though i am kinda disappointed#you people have so much potential with all this zoro with math brains thing#and yet it's only multiplying spoopy numbers😔#cmon people#yes he developed his skill from like counting weights#but imagine him just instincting through math while being dumbass at everything else#imagine that he can take a derivative when calculating the optimal load or shit#but also he is illiterate.#zoro is good at math#<- a tag to summon the cool kids#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece
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You mean encowragement
man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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