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I would like to offer a few brief thoughts to anybody having any kind of sexual awakening because they saw content from a professional stage production of Cats

There are three reasons the people in the musical about cats are making you horny.

First, these are professional dancers primarily. Cats is a massively demanding show on a physical level, and the vast majority of parts demand – more than acting or singing skill – an incredible amount of dancing. That isn’t to say the ensemble isn’t good at acting or singing; only that most roles can get away with less-than-stellar voices or acting. They cannot survive being bad at dancing. This means that the physique of most people on that stage is going to be godlike. This is like, cream of the crop of conventionally attractive physique, here.

Second, these are professional actors portraying characters defined by their feline confidence. Confidence is the soul of sexiness. The fact that they move and act with such graceful sureness is extremely alluring. It isn’t “meant” per se to be attractive; it just IS, as part of the categorical nature of physical confidence.

Finally, they are in costuming and makeup that is just feline enough to feel otherly while remaining firmly anthropomorphic. Which is to say that they are an entry level furry experience. An on-ramp, if you would.

All of that being said what I really mean to say is that it isn’t your fault these people are so sexy, and also you are a furry and should just get over this weird hangup you have about it.

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Inktober Day 13

Turns out you shouldn't ride kelpies, who knew?

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everyone coming back to post on tumblr again immediately after seeing the news spread on twitter that the porn ban is being lifted

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I grow our own vegetables. Many hybrid and heirloom varieties are bred for flavor rather than for commercial appeal and travel. There are entire species on the allotment that you can’t easily buy in stores because of this - like salsify, a root vegetable that tastes of fish and shellfish. Our neighbours happily take it to make vegan latkes of alarming similarity to fishcakes. You cannot sell it in stores because - despite looking like a white parsnip - it turns brown when you pick it if you scrape/bruise/cut the white root in any way, or damage the delicate little hairs, for some reason, it BLEEDS RED and is very upsetting to look at.

There are whole classes of foods like this. Foods that just don’t ship well or look good on supermarket shelves. Forbidden fruits. Vegetables that bleed and taste like meat. Sorry about this

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people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

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Greetings, you Ghouls!

With one week to go till the month of Halloween, we’re well and truly in the guts of the gruesomest season. You absolutely murdered Hauntober last year (in the best possible way). Now, it’s back for revenge in its latest guise of the month-long prompt challenge: Hauntober Returns. Every Monday in October, we’ll be releasing a new set of narrative prompts to inspire the drabble dabblers, artists, shitposters, and hobbyistas among us. If you’re a scaredy-cat like us, have no fear—each set will include a spooky and a cozy prompt for you to choose from. (Or, you know, feel free to venture down both dark alleyways each week, if you dare.)

We’re summoning the season of crunchy leaves with this appropriately woodsy and autumnal spell ~🌲🍁🌳~ Here are your first prompts: It’s the beginning of October. A stranger emerges from the forest. OR The streets are empty and there have been whispers about a gathering in the woods. Manifest your response to our missives: create a creature, a costume, or a creepypasta, use the tag #Hauntober Returns, and we’ll share them with you goblins here on @fandom, @art, and @books.

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I thought this said Toby Keith and I was fucking absolutely lost

I love Toby Fox’s absolute dedication to not being a public figure. He made what a lot of people consider to be one of the best videogames of all time, raked in a bunch of awards, and then promptly fucked off and kept his mouth shut. He tweets once every several months. He won’t appear in public without a mask. We do not, to my knowledge, have a single photo of him. He’s finally going to do some commentary over his work for Undertale’s anniversary, and he will only do it via text-to-speech. An utter refusal to concede even an inch on maintaining his privacy. King shit.

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Hello! I am writing a guardian angel fic and was wondering if you have any prompts that can help me. Thanks a lot in advance (✿^‿^)

Hello! Do you have any guardian angel prompts? Also, Have great day (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Hi :)

I assume, this is the same question and anon as they were very shortly after each other, so I will do them together.

Guardian Angel Prompts

It’s nice to be safe, but why does your guardian angel have to hold your hand all the time to keep you safe?

For an angel, your guardian seems to be very aggressive at times when it comes to saving you.

Your guardian angel has shown to be very lazy and you try to get a new one.

It’s their first day after the academy and they desperately try to be the best guardian angel and save their human from every possible danger. Even if it’s from things that the human doesn’t think is that dangerous.

This guardian angel has very unconventional methods to protect their human.

Sometimes when you do stupid stuff, you just know your guardian angel will be disappointed in you.

Your guardian angel is still in training and it shows.

Being the guardian angel of an extreme athlete is not an easy job.

Having a fight with your guardian angel is not a good start for the day.

Sometimes guardian angels don’t have a lovely singing voice and a set of fluffy wings, sometimes they have a deep frown on their face and a very bad attitude.

It feels like this human just doesn’t want to be saved.

People normally don’t meet their guardian angel. Which makes it very suspicious when yours comes to your door.

Who needs a guardian angel, when you can have a half-decent demon? (#248)

I had fun coming up with them and that last prompt is one of my all-time favourites from my blog!

- Jana

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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Hey girl im consuming a new media

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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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https://floridacovidaction.com/

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Holy shit dude

This sounds like... really important? What the FUCK Disney??

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CARTOON NETWORK MEGA LINKS

Kids Next Door • Samurai Jack • Billy and Mandy • Dexters Laboratory • Cow and Chicken • Robotboy • Megas XLR • Ed Edd n Eddy • Johnny Bravo • Sonic Boom • Code Lyoko • We Bare Bears • Chowder • Tom & Jerry • Clarence • Ben 10 • Thundercats (2011) • Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi • The Secret Saturdays • Ozzy & Drix • Duck Dodgers • Top Cat • Xiaolin Showdown • Powerpuff Girls • Camp Lazlo • Static Shock • Evil con Carne • Wacky Races • Adventure Time, S7 • The Looney Tunes Show • Grojband • Generator Rex, S2, S3 • Justice League Action

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To celebrate a follower milestone on ig and also so I don’t have to keep a million references open whenever I draw these characters, I’ve made semi-model sheets on all of them, including their general build, face shape, expressions, and fashion styles.

Another comment I’ll make is that Julian and Lucio have quite similar faces, but Lucio is very sharp while Julian’s rounded out.

Each character tends to have a reoccuring line shape throughout their design:

Asra - Semicircles/curves

Nadia - Straight vs flowing lines

Julian - Loose waves

Muriel - Blocky or jagged

Portia - Bubbly waves

Lucio - Sharp and spiky

I hope this can be useful :D

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Blue was not the impostor