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whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

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House MD + text posts pt. ∞

Bonus:

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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

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So, like, I started drawing Donkey Kong, and then before I knew it I ended up here.

I just, uh

I needed something for him to crush.

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

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TMP Spocko with his fuckass bob

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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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No thanks.

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Keep up the great work, lads

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Anyways.