tessathetesttube

[tessathetesttube]

Ooh! who's this new friend you got

"Hi Tessa! Ya miss me? >:)"

-@f1n4ll4

((totally didn't forget abt this))

*gasp!* hey buddy! of course I missed you!

[tessathetesttube]

well I don't know...Im not really one of his close friends but Im pretty sure he's doing well too!

"Hi Tessa! Ya miss me? >:)"

-@f1n4ll4

((totally didn't forget abt this))

*gasp!* hey buddy! of course I missed you!

[tessathetesttube]

well I've been pretty good lately!

"Hi Tessa! Ya miss me? >:)"

-@f1n4ll4

((totally didn't forget abt this))

*gasp!* hey buddy! of course I missed you!

[tessathetesttube]

that's because you are one

tessa calls you a dumbass

[tessathetesttube]

you would be SO dead if i didnt love you

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

I made the fucking thing its acid

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

I AM TO WORRIED ABT YOU TO BE FLUSTERD M.D! ITS NOT THE TIME TO BE FLIRTING

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

I AM CARRYING YOU THERE

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

*picks you up* WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

I am the scientist rn! and acording to my calculations YOUR GONNA FUCKING DIE

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

...babe...that was fucking ACID

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

"uh..babe?

The neon green stuff that fizzed in your lab was soda, right?

I SAY- it's not like I took it but my stomach feels weird-"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

...you didnt drink the neon green stuff in the test tube that looks like ME right???!!!???

[tessathetesttube]

my honest reaction:

[tessathetesttube]

How may sour candy I can eat before I die from a heart attack or a good old gunshot in the head?

(This is so out of context pls send help-)

erm acording to my calculations it would be 1r469654982734687687.3765926483756938752879876 candies

[tessathetesttube]

NOOOOO MY HONEY PLUM SUGAR BBG PUMKIN PIE BEAR BUNCH PRINCESS KITTEN

"HAIHAIHAIHAIH WSP WSP WSP WSP"

- @jellyfishes0are0cool

wsp bbg