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> Pets are good, pets are nice, you like pets because you feel half-useless since the Battle that cost you your hearing and Aranea her voice.

> At least now you can gossip with ASL and no one's the wiser.

> You giggle because you know she can't, and giggle even harder to make up for it.

> Gosh, you're happy.

> She’s ridiculous. Needless to say, you’re giving in.

> Flop onto your back, but you’ve decided to let her keep clinging. Pet her hair a lot because wow what a baby. > You’d be laughing a lot if you could. 

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> Not today, motherfucker.

> Cling eeeeeeeeven tighter!

"Noooooooo, don't leave meeeeeeee."

> She’s being a huge doofus. The biggest doofus.

> But it’s cute. > Ruffle her hair and try to gently sort of just… wriggle your way out of her grasp. Yeah.

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> Only the gayest for you, my sweet.

> Cling tighter and whine when she tries to pull you off. You don't want to let go yet because it's kind of cold and this is also really fun.

> That tickles a lot and you’d be laughing (partly from that, mostly from koala noises) if you could make a sound. Instead you just grin and squirm and try to pry her away from your stomach.

> Stop Vriska das gay.

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> VRISKA uses NERDLORD APPARATUS! It's super effective!

> Revel in your victory by nuzzling into her stomach and making raucous koala noises.

> Your matesprit is the biggest dork there is. No doubt about it.

> Shake your head at her. Fricking dork and her fricking kissy faces. Frick.

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> Griiiiiiiin.

> Make kissy faces too, you're going for the full Dork Gam8it here.

> FRICKING VRISKA.

> Remove your hand from her mouth and settle for pulling on her ear and frowning at her. Frown. Frown a lot. Frown with the intensity of a thousand fiery suns.

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> Lick her palm. Mmm, salty.

> What a fricking nerdlord your matesprit is.

> Promptly roll her out of your lap and cover her mouth because no.

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> Crawl into her lap and turn over onto your back before belting "What Makes You Beautiful" and holding her face.

> You are the best matesprit, it is you.

I don’t want to have to kick you out of the room for an hour, 8ut.

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I'm going to serenade you with horrendous human pop songs.

You are a8solutely ridiculous.

And terri8le at nicknames.

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comesailawway replied to your post: comesailawway replied to your post: comesailawway...

my face isnt ugly an your wwords are not goin to affect me today

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comesailawway replied to your post: comesailawway replied to your post: Round two, eh?...

this isnt evven my face i havve a human face right noww

I dou8t it's any uglier than your normal one.

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comesailawway replied to your post: Round two, eh? Aren’t you going to get tired of...

no they dont they all look uncomfortable

It's 8ecause your ass ugly face is making them feel funky in the junky.

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And should I refuse????????

Are you really going to—

Sugarhorns.

#Stop right there.

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8enevolence replied to your post: Round two, eh? Aren’t you going to get tired of...

Vriska.

Sugarhorns.

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Round two, eh? Aren't you going to get tired of staring and always having that little niggling thought in the 8ack of your mind that they're getting off on it?

Some people enjoy 8eing stared at.

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ram8ling replied to your post: ram8ling replied to your post: ram8ling replied to...

I suppose I’ll live so long as there’s no crum8s in the 8edsheets.

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Don’t make a mess or 8reak anything while I’m gone.

No promises!

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I’ll keep you well informed. ::::*

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