sup, I'm gabe. sometimes Bambi. who knows. I used to be Slaandere. 30/ Tabletop nerd/ genderless blob i don't know shit my guy sometimes i draw a thing and make bad jokes if there's anything you'd like to know feel free to message me! not responsible for any injuries while viewing my blog
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I so desperately want to be able to convince Trump supporters with facts and logic and empathy, but it’s so important to remember that their ignorance is INTENTIONAL. my mom didn’t let us watch Sleeping Beauty growing up. I asked her why recently and she said, “it was evil.” when I pointed out other movies had similar themes and depictions of evil, and asked what the difference was, she couldn’t. I pressed one more time and she just said, “it felt evil to me. I didn’t like it”. same thing with dune 2: she said it was “dark”, and I was, “literally, like the movie’s lighting? Or the themes?” and she said “I don’t know” and didn’t want to talk about it more. many conservatives genuinely cannot tell the difference between “I don’t like it” and “this is evil” and they do not care to learn despite many chances
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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business
blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.
captain america: no
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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis
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retirin these prints ~ most only have a couple remainin' ~ oh and they're on sale, how cool!
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In what world would this be anything other than impressive
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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off
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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off
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