clus·ter·fuck (noun, vulgar) • a disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.
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Test is not dead. Technically.
Reformatting in progress. Will be doing some character overhaul and all that good shit.
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at least i can be honest about the mullet situation
#NSFW#IMAGE#REBLOG#TATTOOS#Cumbrained follower of Damara here.#Can definitely concur on you being disgustingly attractive.#Do something about your face.
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FUCKING IDIOT HORSE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S IN FOR. @testifiedtesticles
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And then what?
CAN I HAVE MY SOCKS BACK.
Your what? I have no idea what you’re doing about. I’ve had these for forever.
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CAN I HAVE MY SOCKS BACK.
Your what? I have no idea what you’re doing about. I’ve had these for forever.
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[[ This account is due for a pseudo-wipe so expect some of that while I pull my head from my ass. ]]
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Send 📖 to get really bad advice from my muse
Bonus points for also giving a topic.
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Or the mustachioed woman hoping to get the jump on me as I carelessly lower my guard in the mirror, a brush set to my bedheaded hair.
#TEXT#You'll never guess hoo hoo hoo!#She's got grit. I will give her that.#Here's hoping she doesn't giggle again so I can pretend I'm actually startled.#I want to see my little... Actually that's terrible. Horrible connotations.#Line of thought cancelled.
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Recent history dictates that hogging the bathroom for three hours is rude if I do it, but certain other parties may inhabit it for no reason besides spite.
Very interesting.
#TEXT#Deus ex Machinhal.#He can't even shit.#Not so much for lack of trying but it's not a process that's easy to replicate.#The point is that I do and he's being an asshole about it.
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This is going fantastically, actually. He's been stuck on a matchstick shift puzzle for twenty-five minutes.
Getting real sick of these Hero Wars adverts. If I wanted to watch an incompetent fool catastrophize a perfectly solvable puzzle, I'd have Jake play Professor Layton again.
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Getting real sick of these Hero Wars adverts. If I wanted to watch an incompetent fool catastrophize a perfectly solvable puzzle, I'd have Jake play Professor Layton again.
#TEXT#Hopefully on his way up.#Truly I am the picture of patience for weathering the previews time and time again.#However. It's been forever since I opened my cracked editions of the games.#I'll be back.
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I like to think that if a close friend of mine wanted help hiding a body, I’d gleefully welcome Jane’s suggestion that we just cook it down.
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Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???
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Good morning. I have a phallic rash on one foot for no explicable reason but I felt like you'd all benefit from the knowledge that once again, the dicks are at it again.
#TEXT#NSFW#I suspect I dragged something over the skin absently.#That's the thing about Penis Ouija.
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Very tasteless of the universe to once again create the advertisement conspiracy behind "wedgie free" underwear.
#TEXT#And no I am not prone to wedgies.#I am not being wedgied by tactless Time gods and forced to rationalize my lowered guard as being a conspiracy.#I would have noticed by now if my asscrack were under attack by the very forces I choose to trust.#Probably. Most likely.#I'm mostly sure.
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Might create an explosive end-times culturally inflammatory weapon in my basement today.
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