Apollo / Damien - 27 - He/It || WHO THINK THEY FASTER THAN ME || selfship sideblog: ashenworth.tumblr.com
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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing
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good customer maxxing by showing them i’m very clearly NOT stealing
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away
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