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(experiences anything remotely similar to desire) i should be shot in the back of the head execution style

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stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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lets go to the beautiful land of jerking off.... everyone all together.... take my hand. no not that one. that ones busy.

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Those who understand understand.

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i think all rpf is justified because rpf doesn’t come from nowhere. they were doing something to deserve it

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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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counterpoint to that poll: what was your favorite assigned reading in high school??

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass