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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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50 Shades of Over It.

(Based directly off of this post.)

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errrrrm sorry no daily plane today because i have water leaking through my kitchen floor somewhere and i sorta have to try and get that sorted 🙃

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English translations of foreign-language poetry be like

My rival dresses to display her legs, and her shoes are of an alluring fashion;

but my shoes are comfortable and my tunic is plain.

She holds the most prestigious position in the women’s dance performance, while I sit in the audience.

I dream that someday when you awaken you will know that what you sought was always here.

You and I walk together, you in the coarse and tattered trousers of a common working man;

we sit on a bench in the park, laughing together, and nothing seems difficult.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid

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get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!

Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!

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Pay What You Want Portraits are available!

This is a special I'll be running for the next couple of weeks to help with the cost of living. $10 is the standard, and you can choose to pay more for deeper details. This art will be in a portrait or bust style. I will be taking these commissions until I specify, or reach my goal for the next couple of weeks.

Sign up at Ko-Fi.com/Handhour/Commissions

*If you donated to my Ko-Fi after 4/18/2024 and have not yet made a request for art and are interested, please feel free to Message me on Ko-Fi and I'll work with your request according to the amount of your donation.

Reblogs and Likes are so very much appreciated!

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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FOUND MY FAVORITE DESCRIPTION OF BETHESDA AGAIN

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I am not giving AI a pass here, and i deffo don't want to be like "yet you participate in society". But since someone pointed out cypto is guilty of this too: I would like people to be mindful that this is a result of any sort of thing that needs ultra high density computing in a datacenter environment (especially if it needs GPUs)

(Datacenter environments specifically because the cooling equipment there uses water to move heat out of the computer room, unlike residential AC)

So the next techbro hyperscale cloud bullshit will also have this issue too.

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