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why is lake superior so dangerous? i cant find anything online that will give my access (not american!)
it's the largest freshwater lake on the planet by surface area, you could lose a couple of smaller countries in there and not even notice. (vs Europe)
on top of that, it's a Northern lake, so the water never really gets warmer than 50 F (10 C) even in the heat of summer, and it's famous for sudden violent storms that destroy ships and buildings alike. this thing has a MASSIVE body count because it's also a major shipping thoroughfare.
tldr it wants to eat you so so bad
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First time visiting my friend’s dorm room (who’s also a snake)(I forgot)
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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"
what then
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mac is here on this #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to school you all in THREAT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS do not get caught off guard or Who Knows What Might Happen
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too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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The fact that everyone is saying "And adults only lived to 30!" in the notes is ACTUALLY because the infant mortality dragged the mean life expectancy at birth ALL THE WAY DOWN TO 30
That's how many of the kids died.

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Hi.
Besties it has been a long heckin' time since I've been here for reals but I'm gonna try to get back into Tumblr. o7
Anyway, man, what has happened since I left for the hell that is formerly Twitter? I unsubbed from WoW after extreme burnout, I picked up Final Fantasy XIV, I fell in love with Badur's Gate 3 among other games, and now I'm somehow a Love and Deepspace girlie (still mad about that, they really pulled me in with the combat and lore) and also a streamer on Twitch (twitch.tv/miamiacoda)! Currently streaming a lot of Date Everything. Heckin' love that game. It's my personal game of the year. Anyway! I uh.....gotta do some cleaning around here but maybe this time I can stick around! I'm on Bluesky but it feels more difficult to connect with folks there? And kinda feels like the art scene isn't as rich and I've always been a follower of the fan arts. So uuuh anyway I'm back in the fucking building again?
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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