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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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No wonder death grips fucking hate their fans, relistening to their music, it's so visceral and personal for it to be boiled down to "haha funny black guy scream xd" is insulting

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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One time I dropped an entire stack of things right in front of a customer and simply declared “every day there is an event”

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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imo sharing your art for free online for strangers to see it requires a lot of courage. A lot of mental strength. Im being serious rn i think if youve ever shared anything online and even if its not popular even if only a few people have seen it i think thats very very brave

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

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people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

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I love when there’s an artist that only draws Blorbo. It’s like hell yeah, you’re Blorbo guy and I can come to you whenever I want to look at Blorbo. I love you.

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1970 wasn’t that long ago either

if you think there was a Good Old Days when people didn’t mind student protests or where “criticism of student protest was typically good-natured, even friendly” I think you are genuinely disconnected from reality.

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I need you people to understand that Elvis had an iron stomach bc my moms fatass ex boyfriend pounded one of these shits at the cafe at Graceland and ended up shitting in the bushes behind Elvis’ garage

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit