Hey, my name is Big Tex and this is my new Tumblr account. I will achieve Texan independence through my Tumblr account and legalize cow herding on busy streets. Because fuck those weird new mechanical horses.
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ALL HAIL BIG TEX! OUR LORD, AND SAVIOUR SHALL COME DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS AND SAVE US FROM THE PAGAN SCUM!
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Big Tex says:
“Does anybody actually enjoy pickles on cheeseburgers? It’s like communism. It adds nothing to the actual product. Communist pickles..... *Commickles*”
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Big Tex endorses the Communist party of Texas
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Leviticus 20:9
Jedermann, der seinem Vater oder seiner Mutter flucht, soll gewißlich getötet werden.
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