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Qrow: My wife’s a solid 7.

Qrow: She’s really a 10 but she’s with my ugly ass and I’m a 3 so she loses rate.

Qrow: PEMDAS.

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Taiyang: The word “dumpling” implies that there is a larger version called a dumple.

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Taiyang: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged.

Taiyang, tearing up: So Raven, if you’re out there-

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Beef jerky chunks atop the toilet seat? Well dont mind it I do, regal cinemas

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Hey if you hated Johnny test as much as I did as a kid then you’re now a part of my gang 

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FPS strategy gamers are FAKE. People who make lil flower gardens in Animal Crossing are the real gamers. 

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is it weird to call isabelle from animal crossing your wife

She’s your employee so yes

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Raven, tired of Summer yelling at her when the girls swear: Swear words are illegal now! If you say one you’ll be in big trouble.

Young Yang: Heck.

Raven: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Raven: …shit.

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Summer: Yang’s teacher says she said a swear word in class today

Raven: I’ll talk to her about it

Raven to Lil Yang: what the fuck man

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Summer: You know you can die from that, right?

Raven, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point.

Qrow, drinking alcohol straight from the bottle: We’re trying to speed this up.

Taiyang, eating raw cookie dough: [nods]

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Qrow, having another existential crisis: Do you know… what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?

Taiyang, thinking about that time he ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: God dude I sure do.

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this is making me like cry laughing and idk why