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very fond of the sassy bitterness between giles and spike due to the fact that they are literally exactly who each other used to be. like. you meet a guy who acts identical to the man you're trying to distance yourself from being, like, as much as possible, and hes feeling the exact same things. the DRAMA of it all. no wonder they hated each other
#petty lil princess bitches i love them both#tfw that one guy in the friend group is a reflection of ur past self so u vow to make them ur mental nemesis
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Oz Osbourne — Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S02E15 (1998)
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I had a dream last night that Angel came to me for drag advice because he wanted to start performing. Naturally, he wanted to do a number to "Angel Of My Dreams" by JADE. I was trying to teach him how to dance without experiencing true happiness. Babygirl had no rhythm. It was a mess.
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Hello, I’m auditioning for the part of Buffy Summers, and I’ll be singing 'Locked out of Heaven' by Bruno Mars
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 22 | "The Gift"
#nooo dont answer the call of the void you’re so sexy haha#the way she looks slightly hopeful always kills me#like the prospect of it all finally being over#of saving the world one last time with such sacrifice#she looks relieved for a brief moment. in the eyes. and then she runs. ugggh.#tfw ur at peace with ur decision to jump into the interdimensional portal which promises to destroy the world unless u stop it#anyway i love her
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I can't strop thinking about Spike chain-smoking and unironically listening to "Headphones On" by Addison Rae.
"You can't fix what has already been broken
You just have to surrender to the moment
Guess I gotta accept the pain
Need a cigarette to make me feel better "
He's vibing in the cemetery and if someone asks him what he's listening to he is definitely going to deflect and say Dead Kennedy's or something because he cannot let them know he's having his Pop Girly moment. Dawn comes by and asks and okay, fine he'll tell her, but she has to swear an oath of secrecy. Dawn totally does her classic little smirk at him. And he shrugs and says, "the girl's right. I do need a cigarette to make me feel better."
#been thinking about this all day at work while i make americanos#and spike is like “its the ONLY modern pop song I like OKAY?” but he is totally lying...#is it ooc? i think yes but also he is so unpredictable lol#spike and dawn are besties i miss their friendship every day#spike btvs#spike headcanon
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The hardest thing about watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer is watching everyone continue to gaslight Buffy every episode about monsters.
Buffy: “hey this person’s giving me reaaally weird vibes-“
Everyone, forgetting in S1 Buffy had a sixth sense for feeling the paranormal: “nah you’re crazy. I don’t believe you.”
Buffy: *Is right.*
Everyone: Huh.
#i have been writing a slayer class for a dnd campaign im cookin and the instincts are a huuuge part of it because..the girl doesn't miss#she just has advanced perception and instinct! u guys gotta listen to her#there is this catch tho where every time you use ur slayer intuition you gotta make a charisma roll to see if ur friends still fuck with yo
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the scoobies are playing "hear me out".
buffy: okay, i know i`m being controversial and so totally crazy. spike.
willow: ...
tara: ...
anya: ...
xander: ...
buffy: ...
xander: girl, it`s "hear me out", and you are picking the most handsome and conventionally attractive vampire with the sex appeal of jupiter`s gravity pull. he is not a "hear me out" material, he is the most common sense "yeah, we all get it, yeah, we all would". do any of you even undesrtand how to play this game?
#it feels so incredibly on brand for xander#and if the writers hadn’t been cowards they would have let him be JUST LIKE THIS more often#bi xander would have made him more likeable idk i will die on that hill if i must
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early 2000s shows were insane. anyway. happy pride
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Chaotic Fred 😜🤪😝 Requested by Anonymous
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#me too bestie
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It wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.07, "Fool for Love"
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Interview with the Vampire 1.07 The Thing Lay Still
Can an immortal meet mortality? Technically, yes. Several ways. Starvation. Deny the body the blood. Conversely, drink the blood of the dead. He told me as much my first night reborn. Then, there's fire. Consume the body with fire and it can house no spirit. Decapitation. He confided that to me one blood-drunken night in Baton Rouge. Theoretically, it can be done. But could it be done by us to him? Could the children murder the father?
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men be like "i'm fighting demons" and the demons be bisexuality
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