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Seamus: arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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Claire: What happened to no more shots?
Douxie: It went out the window just like my dreams
#tales of arcadia#trollhunters#toa wizards#claire nuñez#douxie#douxie casperan#texts from last night
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Jim: i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Toby: Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Jim: You win
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Claire: Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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Steve: my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Douxie: My whole life is a joke
Krel: Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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Steve: Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Jim: Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Toby: I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Douxie: I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Claire: In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Steve: THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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Seamus: I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
Krel: That's weird, I usually just count sheep
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Eli: If u could sum last night up in one word?
Toby: omgwtfpineapple
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Mary: its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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Jim: I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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Steve: why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
Toby: you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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