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(501): i met a boy and i’m in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we’re going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
(360): let’s be honest with each other here, that’s about the worst idea you’ve ever had. you need to walk this one off.
#maccadam#mirnoah#mirage#noah diaz#optimus prime#knightverse#rotb#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#501#360
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(248): Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
#maccadam#arcee#ratchet#not sure what their ship name is#tfa#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#248#vp mention
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(423): Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconventional sexual experiences and knowledge.
#maccadam#perceptor#hot rod#rodimus#cyberverse#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#423#vp mention
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(325): This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn’t looking and walked off.
#maccadam#windscream#windblade#starscream#rattrap#tf idw#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#325
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(908): I just woke up at my desk with “To Whommmmmmmmm” typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed, or driving in.
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(920): Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard….have you been using my identity for your blackout weekends?
(1-920): Yes and yes
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(615): I know you just got bad medical news… But want some moonshine?
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(215): I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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(507): I don’t work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties I never would have quit.
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(734): THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK
#maccadam#meteorfire#cyberverse#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#734#this one’s just for me tbh i was cackling at work thinking about it
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(828): Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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(260): Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he’s fine. How’s your night?
#maccadam#megastar#skystar#it could be anybody really#he will be trying again#starscream#g1#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#260
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(210): Obviously last night’s theme was “Let’s Make Bad Life Choices”
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(814): I don’t need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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(314): Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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(303): My ex-wife, who I haven’t heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and rainbow caps with the message “Happy Pride”. What’s the polite response?
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(224): DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
#maccadam#jazz#prowl#mirage#gears#huffer#vp mention#texts from cybertron#texts from last night#g1#224
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