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From Sledge to Andy

(872): can you please not set my house on fire for once???

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From Dick to Luz

(852): Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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From Webb to Liebgott

(792): I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...

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From Roe to Babe

(677): Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.

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From Walt to Brad

(853): The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more

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From Dick to Nix

(419): Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.

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From Sledge to Snafu

(514): Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.

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From Ray to Brad

(882): Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs

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From Nix to Luz

(710): I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged

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From Nate to Ray

(824): Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard. Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?

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From Andy to Eddie

(236): I have plans for Christmas and none of them involve being sober

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From Babe to Luz

(612): You dipped a $20 into some queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of your hand

(612): NO MORE BAR CRAWLS, next time we stay at one bar and get drunk like normal people

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From Ray to Walt

(771): I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.

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From Nix to Dick

(939): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?

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From Babe to Bill

(439): My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...

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From Nate to Trombley

(361): You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.

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From Eddie to Andy

(156): Have you ever farted so hard in your sleep that you woke up screaming?