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(608): There's a point in life when you've got to take d*ck like a big girl.
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Japhael 🖤
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favorite non-canon relationship... izzy/jonathan, i'm thinking early 2A. remember that scene where she stresses about maryse coming over and judging her for her yin fen addiction and jonathan proved to her that she's stronger than she thinks? kinda made me see their potential. in a canon divergent timeline where jonathan decides to leave valentine behind - learning what true friendship and love is, through izzy and the others - i totally ship them! :D
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JAGNUS. they have so much in common, it makes so much sense and imagine the bonding when they lived together
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JIMON JIMON JIMON JIMON JIMON #shcoffeehouse
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Favorite non-canon relationship?

January 31st - What is your guilty crackship?
INTRODUCING:
SH COFFEE HOUSE! I wanted to do this so I could get to know you guys and I figured the easiest “break the ice” question would be your #1 non-canon ship. We all love talking about it and there are so many c’mon, y’all. Get weird, give me headcanons, tell me what made you ship them.
HOW TO PLAY ALONG:
Reply to this post !
Send me an anon ask !
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I will only accept up to 25 anon asks for a topic. I’ll announce when/if I get that 25. Everything after that will be deleted. I’m also not accepting non-anon asks about the topic, please feel more than free to reply to the post directly!
Discussions cannot violate tumblr’s rules for malicious speech. I don’t need some asshole ruining the fun by starting an opinion war.
January 31st - What is your guilty crackship?
Which ship makes your heart sing love songs ?
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(412): You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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(757): Did you have a good sleep?
(1-757): if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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(803): I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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(240): Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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(937): So how was it?
(614): The cemetery or the sex?
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(615): Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
#clary fray#jace herondale#simon lewis#climon#clace#jimon#shadowhunters#texts from last night#sh edit#s3
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#trash boat speaks#just the dialogue in general so ridiculous it makes me p*ss me pants#imagine reading this in an actually hilarious sit com setting ... genius
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(860): whose shirt was i wearing?
(203): my little sister's
(860): then what was she wearing?
(203-1): a feather boa and 6 inch heels
#alec lightwood#magnus bane#isabelle lightwood#malec#the lightwoods#mizzy#shadowhunters#texts from last night#sh edit#s3
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(907): I would c*ck slap so many things if I had a c*ck.
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(724): It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita.
#maryse lightwood#alec lightwood#isabelle lightwood#the lightwoods#shadowhunters#texts from last night#sh edit#s3
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(970): I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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