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teyvatjournalist · 9 months
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Yu Peng Cheng's position in hoyo-mix to be replaced by a small optimistic mouse with big dreams and aspirations.
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teyvatjournalist · 10 months
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Kaveh has been sent to the 6th circle of hell for breaking reality itself
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teyvatjournalist · 10 months
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teyvatjournalist · 11 months
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Recent release of Kaeya's hangout have risen the number to 17 deaths by Kaeya Delirium just this week. When will a cure be found?
Local Kaeya main thinks about Kaeya so much they die. This is the sixth death caused by Kaeya Delirium this week.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Diluc Ragnivindr found guilty of murdering young man who asked him if he was an uke or a seme.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Right as pride month ends, hoyoverse has removed Shikanoin Heizou from the game.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Knight Of Favonious Eula Lawrence sent to prison because of hate speech. Judge did not accept "she just talks like that" as an excuse.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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kaeya Alberich fired from the knights of favonious after he is exposed as a komaeda kinnie
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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today Tartaglia was seen having a normal day.
April fools! We pranked you!
he was actually found dead with 26 bullet wounds.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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argument between person with a Childe icon and person with a Kaeya icon ends after they realize they have a lot in common.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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after spending 40 minutes alone with Yae Miko the Raiden Shogun has decided to apologize for past actions. "She just needed some dick we have all been there." - Comment from one of the shrine maidens.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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In this year's lantern rite one of the lanterns had the wish "I need a fat bitch" written in it. What could this mean?
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Genshin Impact kart coming out tomorrow for the playstation 2
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Reblog this and put in the tags what you think your role is in your fandom.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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psychiatrists of the world argue that "Childe Main" should be classified a mental disorder.
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teyvatjournalist · 1 year
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Harbingers Tartaglia and ill dottore spotted enjoying a nice vacation the same day the fatui announced their employees could take menstrual leave.
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