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It's been a while since the last update of our Mercenary Employment Satisfaction Survey and blog catalogue, and the Census Bureau has collected a lot more data (361 more blogs of data, to be specific) so we're working on releasing an update!

You can find the previous update of our data here.

How it sometimes feels to reach out to dead or inactive blogs

(for legal reasons this is an exaggeration)

Also- statistically most likely to have blogs? Medics. And statistically most likely team to have blogs are REDs

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How it sometimes feels to reach out to dead or inactive blogs

(for legal reasons this is an exaggeration)

Also- statistically most likely to have blogs? Medics. And statistically most likely team to have blogs are REDs

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Is there anything in specific that needs amending?

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7/10. It's great but there's multiple things that need fixing.

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id say like, probably a 4/10 curently?

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workin here is goin great! great money ta send home, lotta fun, good pals, and winning. sat-is-fac-shon? i dunno, something engine says every now an then, dat's a good way ta call it

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Until you can put closets in our staterooms and air conditioning in this creaking, dilapidated shed we call a base, don't speak to me.

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Teufort? That little town that Team Fortress is based in?

Erh, well, I get all the funding I need for my projects here, so that's quite lovely, but being turned into a barn animal isn't exactly a highlight. I mean it's fine, but I miss going out sometimes...and eating meat without feeling ill from it.

On a scale from 1-10, I'd rate it...a 6.25, maybe. Knocked a few points off for being permanently altered. Well, hopefully not permanently, if everything works out, but, for the time being...

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Pretty good. The mann co. issued beer could be better, but I've got me own stash of scrumpy, hehe >P)

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“….lots of blood.”

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My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.

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Your response to this survey is appreciated, and very helpful, but we don't have a ranking system for the answers we receive. So there isn't a "best answer" nor is there a "worst answer".

We also don't rank the blogs we catalogue, so there is no "best blog" either.

You've done well but you can't win, and you also can't lose.

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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We collect data for TF Industries and it's subsidiaries. (Such as Mann Co.)

This current survey serves to gauge how mercenaries feel about their employment, as well as to catalogue as many mercenary (and adjacent) owned blogs on this site as possible.

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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aS the PaRaSITe, quITe alRIGht! I enJOy haViNG a boDy. 7/10

As the host, it’s ok. I miss having my own control. Maybe in the future ask again, if we fuse or agree to a deal. 4/10

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"uhh .. How I would rate it??- I'd say probably an 8/10! Its better then working at my old job I'll say that much .."

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Goggled eyes peered from behind a cracked door.

"How-?" He's been hiding for longer than he can remember, and they still catch up?

"Guess three day no call, no show rules don't matter out here. Yeah, things are good. S'pose I better report back.