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Best of luck out there.

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"The pay could be better." Shawn replied through gritted teeth.

Suddenly, tearing of flesh followed by a howl of pain could be heard in the background, and a man's voice shouts.

"Shawn! We gotta go!"

He huffs, and his thumb hits the 'end call' button.

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Currently? Mmm...

It has been... restful, thank you.

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Hey! Enumerator here. I figured I would share my usual load out.

This is my typical kit for when I'm visiting bases collecting survey data.

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Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful, and do not worry about the timing, ours was not an urgent message.

Should you ever be in Teufort, you're welcome to visit the office for a cup of tea or extra information.

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How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Peter sipped his coffee with the dull rhythm of someone too tired to care. His inbox was a warzone...unread, unanswered, unwanted. Just the way he left it. He scrolled lazily, barely paying attention, until a certain subject line caught his eye. from the one and only...

Then he choked.

Coffee sputtered past his lips as he coughed into his sleeve, eyes wide at the date stamped on the message. "TWO months ago!?" he muttered. "goddamn I was supposed to answer this ages ago-" he cleared up his throat. wiping his sleeves as he began typing

Just wanted to touch base and let you know I've JUST returned to the office. It's been… a transition, but I'm slowly getting back into the rhythm of things.

Anyways thank you for reaching out. It's been a pleasure returning to the position. I've truly missed the fast-paced environment, the constant sense of urgency, and, of course, the endless joy of juggling ten tasks at once with minimal support. It's everything I remembered...and more.

It's truly a pleasure to be doing what I love again...sorting emails, chasing deadlines, wrangling incompetence. Nothing quite like it.

Let me know if there's anything urgent I missed during my brief (56-day) absence. Or don’t. I’ll find out the hard way either way.

Warm regards,

Peter Peterson

GRN & YLW Assistant

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Hey! Enumerator here.

I get in to work to check the vote collections. It's still ongoing.

Here's how the Bureau processes votes:

Votes are submitted through the form, and end up in a spreadsheet.

While the main votes are automatically counted, because of the possibility to submit custom answers this number isn't correct.

I then manually count votes as they enter our system, and they get sorted into the main spreadsheet.

Yes, manually. I have read every single answer submitted, and sort the votes accordingly.

Should the Bureau have seen this coming, yes. But we didn't expect it to this scale. I am forced to count these votes as an outlier.

A notice from the Census Bureau

The Census Bureau would like to celebrate the INCREDIBLE 493 votes submitted in sequence for the medic, AND COUNTING, as more votes are still being submitted.

The Bureau is incredibly impressed and has 2 questions.

How are you doing this, with many people, some kind of script, or sheer perseverance?

Are you okay?

For the public's reference and to demonstrate a sense of the sheer scale of this endeavour, this was taken before a mass amount of votes flooded into our system, one after another.

And this was taken most recently, as more votes have flooded in as I type.

This is an unprecedented number of sequential votes.

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A notice from the Census Bureau

The Census Bureau would like to celebrate the INCREDIBLE 493 votes submitted in sequence for the medic, AND COUNTING, as more votes are still being submitted.

The Bureau is incredibly impressed and has 2 questions.

How are you doing this, with many people, some kind of script, or sheer perseverance?

Are you okay?

For the public's reference and to demonstrate a sense of the sheer scale of this endeavour, this was taken before a mass amount of votes flooded into our system, one after another.

And this was taken most recently, as more votes have flooded in as I type.

This is an unprecedented number of sequential votes.

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A reminder from the Census Bureau

Our survey of which Mercenary the public finds the most attractive is still ongoing!

Should you wish to submit your vote, you may do so here:

Most recent update of the results can also be found here.

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Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

The census bureau is aware of the lead poisoning in the Teufort groundwater, our offices are here after all, and that's due to old bullets and casings left to rot unfortunately. It's been like that for decades.

We also appreciate your support of our data collection, there are 754 blogs catalogued at the moment, and we're working on releasing another information update.

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I'd rate it a 9 outta 10. I get t'work on my machines fer fun at BLU's expense, 'n the base ain't even too far from my homestate. Only reason I ain't givin' yall a ten, well...uh, I've ran a few tests on the water 'ere, 'n it... well, it don' look too good. It sure ain't helpin' some of my fellas that're, uh, lackin' in intellectual skills any. Lead'll do tha' fer ya.

Also, I am mighty fond of all this data y'all've got ! I never woulda guessed there's this many folks 'ere on this site.

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I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE THE FIRE AND SETTING THINGS ON FIRE !!!!

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I will submit a request for more specimens from the supplier.

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Could use more organs. 6/10.

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hazard signs, used in mann vs. machine maps mvm_mannhatten and mvm_mannworks

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Oh, I dunno… I haven’t really been here long enough to form much of an opinion yet. I mean, the people I work with are all nice. And I guess it’s not too bad or anything, it’s just not the kind of work I’ve ever done before. But everyone says I’ll get used to it eventually, so I suppose I will.

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Hahah, I love my job! I get to show off all my assassin skills without having to worry about covering up my crimes, and I get to be as brutal as I want. Of course, there’s one thing that’s really the best thing I got out of the job, that being my cybernetics. Yeah I’d day that’s the best part about this job. And I really get along with Dell. He and I are like, best buds. And stuff.

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Chemist reads the sheet of paper, then grabs a blank sheet from his desk. He writes down his answer and hands it to the delivery man, though his English isn't very good yet.

"Rate: 3/5. Is fine, just tiring. Do not like some people, but not too annoying."

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ahh, im not sure... but ive been enjoying my time here so far! its a little stressful, but thats to be expected for a job like this

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Thank you for the tip. We were unaware of these two mercenaries, and they will be added to our system.

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

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( because this is a multi muse blog I'll be answering in script style because it would be a Novel and a half otherwise)

Blu engineer/ Mac:

He tenses because he Knows better than to be Honest. He hates it here. Hates his Role and lot in life and in this grand scheme of things.

"Well, it's Hot out here. Nothing I ain't used to-"

This isn't entirely true, as his days as a civil engineer towards the end had started shifting over to spending more time in air conditioned offices going over paperwork and reviewing plans.

"- sure, I'll always be in want of the best tools and parts I can get my hands on, but I make do." He answers, careful not to let slip his true feelings.

"I do awfully miss my wife and girls back home, truth be told."

..

Spy / Matthieu smokes, leaning back and thinking.

" This is an Odd Job, of all the missions I've gone through in my career. But, it pays well and I am free from the Finality of Death for now. A professional always does his job."

He doesn't know if they are aware of his relationship to the teams Scout. He would be more surprised if they didn't give how they don't quite hide it. But any secrecy would be welcome.

Scout / Tom flashes a smile, trying to follow his uncles footsteps and be ' professional'. He can't quite hide his youthful and inexperienced Vigor.

"Well, its my first Real job, you see, so I ain't got a lot to compare it to. The killing is... my Uncle's been teaching me all the Ropes! The death thing takes some getting used to, but it don't bother me...too much.

I even got some friends here too!

....

Demo/ ( name is wip):

He's heard Engineer and Spy Warn him to be Cautious about what he says, especially to anyone outside of the team. He doesn't need to be told twice when it comes to his monthly letters to his parents.

He doesn't like lying but it's easier to hide in written words than face to face.

"First off, I'd like to thank you for the opportunity." He starts, as if he's writing a formal letter.

He rubs the back of his neck.

"I can't say the job is ..what I expected..but- but I am very grateful to have a job. That pays well.

And-and lets me explore my interests in - in chemistry. Especially explosions. My team, they're really great to me.

Awfully hot here in the desert. " He adds, hoping he doesn't set off any alarm bells.

....

Medic/ Fritz: he sits in his office chair, the base cat in his lap. Papers are organized but not necessarily the neatest. He would rather be doing research and preparing for the next battle but he knows better than to antagonize higher ups.

"The job has given me a most unique opportunity to study the human body. Every experiment is a step closer to forwarding the base of human knowledge. To push the boundaries of what we in the medical field can accomplish."

He means it truly. He comes from a family of medical researchers who specialize in pharmaceuticals.

"I do not appreciate being killed on the regular. Much less targeted by spies and Snipers. But, my team needs me.

It is a risky position I am ready to serve."

Blu Soldier and pyro are together, rarely leaving each other's side. The soldier- John speaks first. Or rather for both of them as Pyros response is unintelligble.

"With all due respect, I am unsure of what exactly our goal is here. I understand the responsibilities asked of us, but I cannot help but wonder about the ultimate goal of operations is here. The engineer is timid, but he's got a Fire in him when you stoke that motivation just right.

The scout is eager but inexperienced. Impulsive at times. The demo is taking longer than wanted to adjust but he is adjusting considering the circumstances.

The medic is a Fine man, more than I can say about the Spy. I question his leadership.

But I recognize his skill and ability in espionage and occasionally leadership.

Pyro ( via soldier): I go where Soldier goes. I do what he wants of me for the good of the team and the mission.

Heavy/ Dimitri simply shrugged.

"Job is job." There's not much to it.

"I have gun. I shoot. I get paid. Family gets money." He doesn't feel the need to include all the youthful escapades scout and demo get into, being the youngest on the team. Or how he follows along, because someone needs to keep an eye on them.

Or that he enjoys it in some fashion.

Sniper/ Mr. W:

"I get paid to blow heads up all day. Can't complain. Except for spies. Hate them." It appears to be His turn to pet the team cat, as it purrs contently.

"Seeing the Red guy- the other sniper gets me riled up. Him and me see each other through the scopes. Sometimes we try to take shots at each other."

Just a natural reaction, really.

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Thank you all for your co-operation in this survey. Your responses are very helpful.

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

( because this is a multi muse blog I'll be answering in script style because it would be a Novel and a half otherwise)

Blu engineer/ Mac:

He tenses because he Knows better than to be Honest. He hates it here. Hates his Role and lot in life and in this grand scheme of things.

"Well, it's Hot out here. Nothing I ain't used to-"

This isn't entirely true, as his days as a civil engineer towards the end had started shifting over to spending more time in air conditioned offices going over paperwork and reviewing plans.

"- sure, I'll always be in want of the best tools and parts I can get my hands on, but I make do." He answers, careful not to let slip his true feelings.

"I do awfully miss my wife and girls back home, truth be told."

..

Spy / Matthieu smokes, leaning back and thinking.

" This is an Odd Job, of all the missions I've gone through in my career. But, it pays well and I am free from the Finality of Death for now. A professional always does his job."

He doesn't know if they are aware of his relationship to the teams Scout. He would be more surprised if they didn't give how they don't quite hide it. But any secrecy would be welcome.

Scout / Tom flashes a smile, trying to follow his uncles footsteps and be ' professional'. He can't quite hide his youthful and inexperienced Vigor.

"Well, its my first Real job, you see, so I ain't got a lot to compare it to. The killing is... my Uncle's been teaching me all the Ropes! The death thing takes some getting used to, but it don't bother me...too much.

I even got some friends here too!

....

Demo/ ( name is wip):

He's heard Engineer and Spy Warn him to be Cautious about what he says, especially to anyone outside of the team. He doesn't need to be told twice when it comes to his monthly letters to his parents.

He doesn't like lying but it's easier to hide in written words than face to face.

"First off, I'd like to thank you for the opportunity." He starts, as if he's writing a formal letter.

He rubs the back of his neck.

"I can't say the job is ..what I expected..but- but I am very grateful to have a job. That pays well.

And-and lets me explore my interests in - in chemistry. Especially explosions. My team, they're really great to me.

Awfully hot here in the desert. " He adds, hoping he doesn't set off any alarm bells.

....

Medic/ Fritz: he sits in his office chair, the base cat in his lap. Papers are organized but not necessarily the neatest. He would rather be doing research and preparing for the next battle but he knows better than to antagonize higher ups.

"The job has given me a most unique opportunity to study the human body. Every experiment is a step closer to forwarding the base of human knowledge. To push the boundaries of what we in the medical field can accomplish."

He means it truly. He comes from a family of medical researchers who specialize in pharmaceuticals.

"I do not appreciate being killed on the regular. Much less targeted by spies and Snipers. But, my team needs me.

It is a risky position I am ready to serve."

Blu Soldier and pyro are together, rarely leaving each other's side. The soldier- John speaks first. Or rather for both of them as Pyros response is unintelligble.

"With all due respect, I am unsure of what exactly our goal is here. I understand the responsibilities asked of us, but I cannot help but wonder about the ultimate goal of operations is here. The engineer is timid, but he's got a Fire in him when you stoke that motivation just right.

The scout is eager but inexperienced. Impulsive at times. The demo is taking longer than wanted to adjust but he is adjusting considering the circumstances.

The medic is a Fine man, more than I can say about the Spy. I question his leadership.

But I recognize his skill and ability in espionage and occasionally leadership.

Pyro ( via soldier): I go where Soldier goes. I do what he wants of me for the good of the team and the mission.

Heavy/ Dimitri simply shrugged.

"Job is job." There's not much to it.

"I have gun. I shoot. I get paid. Family gets money." He doesn't feel the need to include all the youthful escapades scout and demo get into, being the youngest on the team. Or how he follows along, because someone needs to keep an eye on them.

Or that he enjoys it in some fashion.

Sniper/ Mr. W:

"I get paid to blow heads up all day. Can't complain. Except for spies. Hate them." It appears to be His turn to pet the team cat, as it purrs contently.

"Seeing the Red guy- the other sniper gets me riled up. Him and me see each other through the scopes. Sometimes we try to take shots at each other."

Just a natural reaction, really.