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Been real busy with-- stuff. Hangin' out with tha team 'n missions 'n-- yeah. That stuff. Couple things happened though! Got a concussion cause of the BLU Scout guy. That sucks. Happened a week ago, anyways-- Spy came back too, couple days ago. Painted eggs on Easter too! That's really about it though.

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Where's Spy

D:

"Think Spy's doin' a contract or something-- haven't heard from or seen him in a while, but pretty sure that guy's fine if you're worried or somethin'."

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scout it's okay to be gay

"I AIN'T GAY THOUGH. Geez. I swear I ain't. I don't like men-- I rather get kicked in the frickin' balls than go 'round kissin' men. Or something."

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go ask heavy abt stonewall he can help you lil bro

"Stonewall... The hell is stonewall... But uh-- alright! Uh, yeah, sure? I'll do it?"

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'friend of Dorothy' is code for asking if someone is gay dumbass

"It-- oh. 'Kay then... 'N I ain't a dumbass, pal-- stop sayin' that."

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ask sniper his age just cause don't think too hard abt it ok

"Yeah but still-- I ain't gay, if anythin', the other Scout is. I AIN'T gay."

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ask sniper if he's a friend of Dorothy

"He said yes, but who tha hells 'Dorothy?' 'N why am I tha only one on tha team who don't know 'em? Geez..."

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do you like that piss man?

"NO. Well-- he's a good guy 'n all-- it's jus' that he's double my age. And I'M NOT GAY OR WHATEVA. If I was a girl, I would. But I'm not. So I don't like 'im. Like 'im JUST as a friend. That's it."

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why kill medic, kiss pyro and marry sniper

"'Cause doc's not my favorite guy-- no offense to 'im. Py-- he freaks me out sometimes, still a cool guy to talk ta. Marry Sniper 'cause... Okay... Cause... Y'know what? Sometimes things are uh-- unexplainable."

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QUICK!

KISS

MARRY

AND KILL WHO

"Shoot-- uh. Uh-- kill Medic, sorry doc, kiss-- wait-- kiss Pyro, marry Sniper, I dunno man."

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Me 'n Pyro hid a couple rubber ducks in the team's rooms! Already got everyone's reactions. 'Cept for Py's since he was tha one who started it. Also Spy's! Can't wait ta see his reaction when he gets to his room after that long shower he's taking. And don't tell Spook this but did some lookin' around. Found him and this ladies uh. Wedding picture? They seem happy, honestly-- uh. Sorta wonder what happened between them. Spy never mentioned anything about her.

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how you feel abt the match tmw

"Awh. Don't wanna go but have ta. Sucks 'n stuff man. Supposed to be a thunderstorm tomorrow afternoon too... Whatevs. 'Least it's not cold 'n we get back earlier than before."

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so silly yet stupid...

"Hey pal, I'm not stupid-- I uh. I think. But I'm not dumb, pal."

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Any funny stories on the jobs you worked before?

"Yeah! UH. Think I said a bit about the janitoring job I did-- but yeah. I was gettin' off my shift for workin' as a waiter, rode my bike there. Tha place was like a hospital? But tha type where like... Y'know the place where dead people are placed? Yeah. That place. Was cleaning tha place up, I wasn't going into tha room where the people do whateva with the bodies since I ain't doing that, someone else was-- anyways. The guy that was doin' that wasn't there-- tha place was closed 'cause of family reasons and it had too much bodies. Tha place smelt horrible too-- okay. 'Sides that, I heard footsteps from one of the rooms, like someone was frickin' in the place-- with me. Get this-- I was alone-- next thing I did, frickin' quit. So what if tha pay is decent? I AIN'T doing that. No. Nah. I'm good, man." "What else... Lady once walked into tha cafe I was workin' at. Asked for... A cappuccino? Made her one. She kept lookin' over, sayin' I should be doing this, not that... Uh. Gave her it. And she said she wanted a latte macchiato. ...Made her that. The way she said to make it. ...She hated it, spat it out 'n all that. Left. And slipped on a puddle outside. Don't get me wrong-- made it the way she wanted it! Hah. It was kind of funny seeing her slip. Feel bad though." "...Anyways, now that I'm thinking about the janitor job thing, it was probably tha other guy comin' in for work 'n all..."

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"Well-- uh. Rude."

do you care about your teammates?

Of course I do.

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"Hey! Knew ya cared, man!"

do you care about your teammates?

Of course I do.

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"OW, DUDE. THE HELL? THAT HURTS PAL."